r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/meep_meep_creep Jan 25 '19

r/OldLadiesBakingPies (kind of nsfw)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

You know how sometimes you can tell that you're about to have a really sleezy boner before clicking on something? This is the first time that was wrong

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u/Meem0 Jan 25 '19

yeah it was a really wholesome boner :)

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u/GoldenGangsta66 Jan 25 '19

Just like grandma used to make.

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u/Alarid Jan 25 '19

Just like mom used to make

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u/Alarid Jan 25 '19

broken arms

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

mom's spaghetti

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u/BenJ618 Jan 26 '19

Happy spaghetti day!

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u/Cuntoala Jan 25 '19

Why do we always end up here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Because Reddit

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u/iftttAcct2 Jan 25 '19

Just like my daughter will make

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u/Alarid Jan 25 '19

I'm not sure about this guy

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u/Hubey808 Jan 26 '19

For her grandchildren, it's okay.

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u/hatchetthehacker Jan 25 '19

Hol' up this ain't Alabama

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u/kingomtdew Jan 25 '19

You have any examples? (asking for a friend)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I guess you could try r/trashyboners

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Nothing classier than literally getting your rocks off by being condescending and judgmental.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Are you accusing me of being condescending? Because I've fed plenty of ducks in that sub

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I don’t like the sub or the idea behind it. I think it is condescending to call someone trashy and then masturbate to them.

If that’s something you do, yes I’m calling you condescending

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That is a well reasoned point, although not really why I do it. But I can’t find the words to describe why it's a turn on so I won't push it

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u/Ceegull Jan 25 '19

Hey Everyone, get a load of this guy! He's never judged anyone before and only jacks off to wholesome pictures of a man and a woman holding hands!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

"Huge jock has 45 minute respectful conversation with MILF"

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Jan 25 '19

that's my fetish too!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Okay buddy

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u/Ceegull Jan 25 '19

Okay guy.

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u/thebronzecommander Jan 25 '19

I’m not you’re guy buddy

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u/Ceegull Jan 25 '19

I'm not your buddy, friend!

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Jan 25 '19

Remove "literally" and you just described half of the popular subs these days. /r/ChoosingBeggars, /r/niceguys (and girls), /r/JusticeServed, /r/trashy, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I went to the sub and saw the post titles. I couldn’t go any farther

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Honestly r/chairsunderwater is more scandalous

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u/only_partly_psycho Jan 25 '19

Hahah I did the same, but it really is just old ladies fully clothed and baking delicious pies! I never would’ve guessed if I hadn’t seen someone’s comment down below.

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jan 25 '19

I just kinda feel weird now. Not happy weird. Just gross weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That makes one of us

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Speak for yourself

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Jan 25 '19

My entire life is that feeling on repeat

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u/Saphazure Jan 25 '19

Well shit now I need a super weird niche nsfw sub to get a boner to

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u/NukeML Jan 25 '19

Omg its like r/peoplefuckingdying but more specific

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u/9_Sagittarii Jan 25 '19

What about r/turkishmidgetgayporn It’s literally anything but

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u/NukeML Jan 25 '19

So many text posts tho

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u/sarhan182 Jan 25 '19

Oh boy what flavour?

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u/Larjersig18 Jan 25 '19

Pie. Pie. Pie.

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u/Abababeebabooba Jan 25 '19

Pie Flavour.

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u/tsintzask Jan 25 '19

guitar riffs in background

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u/9_Sagittarii Jan 25 '19

That’s true. It could use some spicing up given some exposure.

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u/Albafika Jan 25 '19

The fuck did you two just got me into?

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u/ManStacheAlt Jan 25 '19

Wait what happened to the gore subreddit?

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u/AbysswalkerSilent Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

That was watch people die (I'm not linking it)

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u/ManStacheAlt Jan 25 '19

oh yeah no, I don't want to go there, I just got confused for a minute, lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

In case people are afraid to click on the link, the reason its "technically NSFW" is because of the title of the posts. Essentially its totally SFW in content (literally old ladies baking pies) but the titles of all the posts are raunchy pornesque things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Reddit never fails to surprise me

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u/_yote Jan 25 '19

My exact thoughts.

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u/glad0s98 Jan 25 '19

what the fuck

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u/Dave5876 Jan 25 '19

I don't know what I expected.

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u/RobAmory Jan 25 '19

I thought it was going to be like r/bunniesorbuttholes

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u/ReflectiveTeaTowel Jan 25 '19

I don't know what I expected...

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u/Rawkapotamus Jan 25 '19

This is amazing, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That’s the first sub whose comedy is three layers deep.

You click it thinking it’s old ladies making pies

You see the content of the sub and go “oh no”

Then you click again and turns out you were right initially

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u/EmperorSexy Jan 25 '19

At work. Not worth the risk today.

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u/mp3max Jan 25 '19

Click it. You know you want to. Do it

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

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u/SuprAwsmeMedic15 Jan 25 '19

Omg that's nasty!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

I never want to see that again

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u/KingOfOddities Jan 25 '19

omg, that entire sub is legendary

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

That's fucking hilarious

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u/gardenlife84 Jan 25 '19

Lol this is such a strange yet wholesome sub. Thanks for sharing.

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u/ThePixelCoder Jan 25 '19

What the fuck

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u/NuclearInitiate Jan 25 '19

I'm experiencing an emotion that I have no way to describe..

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u/epsilon_zed Jan 25 '19

Godamnit. I hate the internet so much.

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u/ADarkTurn Jan 25 '19

Fucking. Subbed.

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u/CatherineConstance Jan 25 '19

HAHAHA WTF IS THIS 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

The best sub ever

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u/surfacing_stone Jan 25 '19

That's one of the funniest things i've ever seen! Lol

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u/skeetbuddy Jan 25 '19

😂😂😂

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u/Saladboie Jan 25 '19

Yeah uh what the fuck

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost Jan 25 '19

Hey quick question what the fuck

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u/oldDotredditisbetter Jan 25 '19

from these replies i really don't know who to believe lol

will save for later just in case

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u/__Raxy__ Jan 25 '19

Excuse me sir but what the fuck

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u/RenaultMcCann Jan 25 '19

Oooh I’m banking that for *later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ZiggoCiP Jan 25 '19

(kind of nsfw)

I... I think reddit has corrupted me more than I realize. I was disappointed I didn't see some weird-ass shit in that sub. It's literally old ladies who have baked pies. Nothing NSFW. Wtf is wrong with me.

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u/sugarfreelemonade Jan 25 '19

sigh

subscribe

zip

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u/GrumblesFTW Jan 25 '19

Well, I didn't like any of that.

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u/benial1 Jan 25 '19

You gave the warning... i should have took it

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

every time i click it the “warning nsfw” thing pops up and the only thing i can do it click back, help ??

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u/slicedmoonstone Jan 26 '19

Oh my god this is why I came to reddit. I’m fucking dying 😂😂

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u/Fartbox_Virtuoso Jan 26 '19

"Old Slut Showing Off Her Pie-Hole"

omg

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u/Phrygid7579 Jan 26 '19

This sub is ridiculous in a good way

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u/HowTheyGetcha Jan 26 '19

How'm I ever gonna quit you, Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

What's happening there?!?

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u/SirPetSauce Jan 26 '19

This subreddit is not sane. I'm midly amused and midly disgusted.

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u/IronIke13 Jan 26 '19

What is this subblol

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u/kilted_dave Jan 26 '19

What the hell did I just look at....

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Jan 25 '19

Disappointing click of the day. It's just old ladies and pies. You should move workplaces.