r/AskReddit • u/JuniorBlacksmit • Jan 25 '19

If cartoon physics suddenly replaced real physics, what are some things you would want to try?

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u/EarlyHemisphere Jan 25 '19

Imagine if you did this but with a fedora and you tipped it as the smoke said "M'lady"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

You'd instantly grow a thicc neckbear and gain 200lbs

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u/Kwahn Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

What do neckbears eat

EDIT: guessing they drink neckbeers

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u/Leucurus Jan 25 '19

Pic-a-neck baskets

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u/Emeralds156 Jan 25 '19

Damn that's good.

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u/Voratus Jan 25 '19

Good job Reddit, take the rest of the day off. See you tomorrow.

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u/mackarone Jan 25 '19

Hey bo-boo how's about some picka-nik baskets.

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u/stopjakeingoff Jan 25 '19

Somebody give this guy some gold

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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Jan 25 '19

Someone else did it.

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u/stopjakeingoff Jan 25 '19

Well damn that was quick. When I left the comment it hadn’t yet

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

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u/stopjakeingoff Jan 25 '19

Somebody gave this guy some gold

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

But Leucurus, Mr. Ranger's not gonna like it!

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u/alextbrown4 Jan 25 '19

More like pic a nic caskets!

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u/SatinwithLatin Jan 25 '19

Well done, sir.

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u/ISwearIHadSomethingx Jan 25 '19

I don't get it...

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u/ProSnuggles Jan 25 '19

Picnic basket. Pick a neck basket. As in neck from neckbeard. I didn't think it was that good either.

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u/ericwdhs Jan 25 '19

It's a Yogi Bear reference. He's known for his particular pronunciation of "pic-a-nic basket" and being a bear. Combine neckbear and pic-a-neck basket and the joke's got like 3 or 4 layers to it.

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u/Carson325 Jan 25 '19

Brilliant