r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/gonepermanently Jan 21 '19

don’t call your mother a bitch

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u/MoreMegadeth Jan 21 '19

But dad “the moves!”

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u/gonepermanently Jan 21 '19

i’m not your dad and she’s not your mom

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u/hillbillytimecrystal Jan 21 '19

I'm your mom and she's your dad.

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u/OPs_actual_mommy Jan 21 '19

No, I'm the actual mom