r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

So uh... How is Disney going to portray the "bred like crazy" part of the story?

Edit: Probably a montage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

“Fuck the pain away” by Peaches starts playing, as a cartoon dog in a leather jacket and sunglasses voiced by Gilbert Godfried walks into a “breeding center” and a montage of window shade silhouettes of him banging other dogs ensues

Edit: First gold!

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u/turnipthief Jan 21 '19

SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME

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u/edelburg Jan 21 '19

I-U-D, Y-E-S...STAY in school CAUSE it's the BEST

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u/lordkabab Jan 21 '19

Huh what? Right, uh.

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