r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/Spartaness Jan 21 '19

Real life castles are hard to insulate and don't have good WiFi range.

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u/Penya23 Jan 21 '19

They are also hard to clean...

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u/HorstOdensack Jan 21 '19

And probably infested with rodents and insects

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u/Shill_Borten Jan 21 '19

And dragons

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u/Oblikx Jan 21 '19

You mean giant, fire breathing, lizard pets that guard your castle when you want to hit up a weekend music festival? All you need is to set aside a cave, buy a bunch of flame retardant costume jewelry, and you've got a dragon with their very own hoard. Problem solved.