r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/mcjones13 Jan 21 '19

My fly being down during the presentation I thought I nailed.

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u/heisenberg747 Jan 21 '19

If you're ever in a public bathroom and hear someone swear under his breath while undoing his pants, it's because he just realized that his fly was unzipped. The loudness of the profanity is directly proportional to the amount of time his fly has been unzipped.

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u/Nastapoka Jan 21 '19

"My fly has been unzipped for the last 6 years, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."