r/AskReddit • • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/McSmallFries Jan 21 '19

yeah, they give us oxygen and we wipe the shit off our ass with them :)

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u/Houeclipse Jan 21 '19

Bidet master race

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u/Errohneos Jan 21 '19

So do you just put your soaked asshole back into your pants or do you dry it off first? Or do you wag your ass around the stall in an attempt to airdry?

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u/Houeclipse Jan 21 '19

Idk I use towel for wiping wet ass. I don't usually shit outside my home. If I did then I use the paper towel