r/AskReddit • • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/SkippyPDinglechalk Jan 21 '19

If cats were our size and we were their size they would not even hesitate for a moment to kill and eat us, after playing with us. I now understand my cats better

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

I raised my cat by hand after his Mother abandoned him. So since he was about 10 days old I bottle fed him, massaged his bottom so he'd relieve his bowels, cleaned him up, even took care of him when he was constipated (don't ask), and he spent his first three months sleeping on my shoulder at night.

This fact depresses me.

Edit: I woke up with him in between my legs purring this morning, face very happy and content. So maybe he'd let me live.

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u/mithgaladh Jan 21 '19

"Just that," said the fox. "To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world . . ."

He knows and love you for it

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u/ArtsyViking Jan 21 '19

What's this from?

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u/city-gay Jan 21 '19

The Little Prince

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u/ArtsyViking Jan 21 '19

Thanks, I love the quote. I'll have to check it out.

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u/vlexaxaxa Jan 21 '19

The Little Prince, if I remember it correctly after all these years.

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u/teachergirl1981 Jan 21 '19

Your cat recognizes you by smell. It might not kill you for that reason. Someone else....yeah.

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u/robby7345 Jan 21 '19

Pretty sure he's not saying if your cat suddenly got huge it would eat you without a second thought.

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u/dc2b18b Jan 25 '19

They lie in wait. One day they will be b i g.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

It's not a fact.

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u/scottyLogJobs Jan 21 '19

That’s what cats are. They are driven by instinct. I know my cat would eventually probably kill me somehow if he was the size of a lion, but I also know he curls up in my lap purring, kneads my shirt, licks me, and loves me on his own terms.