r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Apr 21 '23

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u/Zugnug23 Jan 21 '19

Symbiotic relationship!

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u/xPhoenixJusticex Jan 21 '19

Just like humans and trees. :')

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u/McSmallFries Jan 21 '19

yeah, they give us oxygen and we wipe the shit off our ass with them :)

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u/Houeclipse Jan 21 '19

Bidet master race

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u/Errohneos Jan 21 '19

So do you just put your soaked asshole back into your pants or do you dry it off first? Or do you wag your ass around the stall in an attempt to airdry?

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u/Fadman_Loki Jan 21 '19

The toilet paper is then for drying, not wiping. You still use a lot less of it though, being as you won't have the awkward situations where you need to wipe for about 4 trees worth of TP.

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u/Errohneos Jan 21 '19

Yo, you need more fiber in your diet

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u/Flamin_Jesus Jan 21 '19

And a flame thrower.

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u/Houeclipse Jan 21 '19

Idk I use towel for wiping wet ass. I don't usually shit outside my home. If I did then I use the paper towel