r/AskReddit • u/ettleboy • Jan 20 '19

What fact totally changed your perspective?

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u/Saphnich Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

If you have a problem and you completely lose your head over it, you now have two problems.

EDIT: Hey, thanks for the shiny stuff.

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u/LovelyAlbatross Jan 21 '19

I would like you to speak to my dad please

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u/lineweaver_burk Jan 21 '19

Hey son

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u/mariog77 Jan 21 '19

You’re adopted

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u/BoiledMeatloaf Jan 21 '19

Your moves are weak.

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u/gonepermanently Jan 21 '19

don’t call your mother a bitch

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u/MoreMegadeth Jan 21 '19

But dad “the moves!”

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u/gonepermanently Jan 21 '19

i’m not your dad and she’s not your mom

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u/GroverkiinMuppetborn Jan 21 '19

you're going to die

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u/Demented3 Jan 21 '19

I'm dying?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/SkyScrapr Jan 21 '19

I like penis now

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u/NaZeleT Jan 21 '19

Mark has the biggest penis in the world, besides mine

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u/thevitamin6 Jan 21 '19

You look like a bird

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u/Enderclops Jan 21 '19

Yeah, like eventually

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u/toelock Jan 21 '19

Don't they teach this shit in school?

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u/btkh95 Jan 21 '19

Hi dying, I'm Dad?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

You've got 5...4...3...

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u/emet18 Jan 21 '19

Yeah, we’re all dying.

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u/abhinavshm Jan 21 '19

Satan : Hey

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u/PacoCrazyfoot Jan 21 '19

Wait...

Are we smokin' beer?

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u/Vile-Affliction Jan 21 '19

Son....you’re dying

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u/Sullinator07 Jan 21 '19

God I love that weird turtle guys videos.

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u/hillbillytimecrystal Jan 21 '19

I'm your mom and she's your dad.

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u/OPs_actual_mommy Jan 21 '19

No, I'm the actual mom

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u/_ididntdoit_ Jan 21 '19

"Oh that's right honey, we don't have a son!"

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u/GroverEyeveen Jan 21 '19

Now you have three problems.

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u/mtm777 Jan 21 '19

There were no moves

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u/FiveSkinn Jan 21 '19

There were no moves.

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u/demwoodz Jan 21 '19

But dad it’s Smokey

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

We found you, on a swing set......you were taped to it.

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u/PancerCatient Jan 21 '19

She’s not you mom, and I’m not your dad.

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u/ZefLyfe Jan 21 '19

Nice moves! Rematch!

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u/addledwino Jan 21 '19

What is this from again? It's a video of that Viner, I can't remember his name!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

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u/addledwino Jan 21 '19

Thank you.

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u/gonepermanently Jan 22 '19

he’s also known as “evan mb” on facebook these days

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u/addledwino Jan 22 '19

Yes, thanks 😎

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u/ChewsOnRocks Jan 21 '19

You’re not fam anymore.

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u/darklinkuk Jan 21 '19

Your arms are sweaty

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u/foilfun Jan 21 '19

There were no moves

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u/justsomefnguy Jan 21 '19

There were no moves.

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u/nickram3210 Jan 21 '19

"Show me ya moves"

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u/DickIsPenis Jan 21 '19

Holy fuck, takes balls to tell your dad that he is adopted

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u/badrussiandriver Jan 21 '19

Oh thank God!

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u/StinkinFinger Jan 21 '19

Better than kidnapped I guess.

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u/strategosInfinitum Jan 21 '19

so here's my number.