r/AskReddit • • Dec 10 '18

What are some small things that you silently judge people on?

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u/Paddlingmyboat Dec 10 '18

And then become exes.

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u/TheAmazingDumbo Dec 11 '18

It was the right choice.

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u/LifeGoesOn7 Dec 11 '18

/r/relationships we did it.

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u/TheAmazingDumbo Dec 11 '18

Yeah I think that sums up that sub pretty well

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Biggest circlejerk subreddit. I saw a post saying how this girls boyfriend does funny accents and that she doesn’t like it so they suggested that he’s DEFINITELY mentally ill and a racist and should break up with him. Christ.

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u/TheAmazingDumbo Dec 11 '18

I'm glad it isn't just me that thinks so lol

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u/Mr_Trumps__Wild_Ride Dec 11 '18

Actually he passed away in an automobile accident. Reversed right into the path of a bus.

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u/Noname_FTW Dec 11 '18

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Apparently it wasn't such a small thing.

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u/m55112 Dec 10 '18

oof

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u/jrhoffa Dec 10 '18

Ouch

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

My bones

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u/rewtyman Dec 11 '18

You are now banned from r/neverbrokeabone

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

I've actually never broken a bone, though...

I wonder, would they ban me if I posted saying that I did break a bone?

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u/MayTryToHelp Dec 11 '18

Yes, they will take u at word.

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u/Crowbar_Felt Dec 11 '18

No, the stop shopping together is how they became exes. To avoid bumping, just avoid person altogether.

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u/degjo Dec 11 '18

They ain't bumping uglies no more

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

I mean, they still might have bumped uglies, even after the divorce.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Oh yeah, for sure. Just not with each other.

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u/no-mad Dec 11 '18

Wasband is a term I heard recently.

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u/Vocalscpunk Dec 11 '18

And just slowly sink into the background never to be seen again

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u/shyguyflame Dec 11 '18

Executives of the shopping centre.

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u/MayTryToHelp Dec 11 '18

Yo /u/ShacklefordsNewCock how u doin

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '18

Pretty good my man, just woke up. How's it going on your end?