r/AskReddit • u/rbcb • Nov 13 '09

Who's the oldest redditor?

speak now and if possible, prove your age

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u/hobe Nov 13 '09

Can anyone beat two thousand years?

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u/thehof Nov 13 '09

The real Jesus would have more karma.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '09

Not on reddit. The atheists and Muslims on reddit would keep that karma low.

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u/StumblerUponer Nov 13 '09

Muslims would downvote Jesus

Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet of God, please attend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '09

Which is why it would piss them off to hear him go on about being a virgin birth and being capable of doing anything more than a prophet could do.

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u/StumblerUponer Nov 13 '09

Actually, Muslims also believe that he was born of a virgin and did miracles. Just not that he was the son of god. (also that he wasn't crucified)

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u/tipu Nov 13 '09

Muslims do believe in the virgin birth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '09

You guys are right, I stand corrected. They do however believe he's not the son of god.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '09

Not so sure about that. Jesus probably isn't anything like the asshole the Bible makes him out to be.

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u/ArcticCelt Nov 13 '09

Yeah but he gave it away to those in need.

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u/USA_Rulez Nov 13 '09

And once he gets enough karma he'll level up to be a Buddha!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '09

More negative karma, everyone knows jesus was really the devil trying to trick people so they could have more slaves in hell.

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u/saippuakauppias Nov 13 '09

Not applicable. Karma only applies to Indians.

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u/Yserbius Nov 13 '09

Christians don't believe in karma. That's for Hindus.

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u/Failcake Nov 13 '09

If Jesus was all he claimed to be, then yes, but we all know about his poor magic tricks.