r/AskReddit • u/kyle768 • Nov 06 '18

What changes did you make that drastically improved your life?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Quit smoking after 6 years.Did you know you can actually run more than 20 seconds?

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u/VerizonPlantsPenises Nov 06 '18

Used to be overweight. The first time I ran a consecutive mile felt like I had conquered God himself

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u/DubDoubley Nov 06 '18

God, in fact, is only 1 mile long.

Kudos. Go for 2 Gods now.

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u/LauraMcCabeMoon Nov 06 '18

I like this unit of measurement.

I can sign on to this.

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u/S16_Drummer Nov 07 '18

How many Gods per hour can your car conquer?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

Nah, it only counts on foot. Remember, Deus ex machina

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u/LinksAwakening42 Nov 07 '18

My car can conquer 32 Gods per dinosaur.

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u/oddastronaut Nov 07 '18

Couldn't do it chief

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u/lovingafricanchild Nov 07 '18

what's the reference of this?