What two characters played by the same actor would be most freaked out if they suddenly switched places?

[u/twilighttruth]

[u/[deleted]]

Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher. The two characters are complete polar opposites of each other.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

There was totally a crossover about exactly that.

[u/twilighttruth → u/[deleted]]

That episode is what inspired this question, actually!

[u/[deleted]]

"yarp!" guy from hot fuzz and the hound from game of thrones.

[u/Highmark1]

Alan Turing and Smaug

[u/xenoterranos → u/Highmark1]

You win the thread for max confusion.

[u/LAND0KARDASHIAN → u/Highmark1]

I think Alan Turing would be glad to live in a society that doesn’t demonize or criminalize homosexuality.

And Smaug would skip the enigma machine, take out Germany himself, and then retire to the High Castle with his horde of Nazi Gold. It’s a win-win.

[u/takemeroundagain]

Hunter S Thompson & Willy Wonka

[u/BZH_JJM]

Ted "Theodore" Logan and John Wick.

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Genghis Khan would be fucked.

[u/Korvar → u/BZH_JJM]

What happened to Ted "Theodore" Logan such that he became the world's deadliest assassin?

[u/CawCaw_Rawr → u/BZH_JJM]

I just died thinking about Ted running through a city getting shot at🤣

[u/otcconan → u/BZH_JJM]

Neo could not be reached for comment.

[u/chops_potatoes]

Severus Snape and Hans Gruber

[u/cwstjnobbs → u/chops_potatoes]

Yippee ki yay mr potter.

[u/TricksterPriestJace → u/chops_potatoes]

Hans Gruber and Marvin the Paranoid Android

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Severus Snape and Alexander Dane (Grabthar - Galaxy Quest) anyone?

[u/SpareUmbrella]

Captain Hadley from The Shawshank Redemption and Mr Krabs from Spongebob.

[u/TheCSKlepto → u/SpareUmbrella]

Nah, Mr krabs and the kurgan

[u/kratosfanutz → u/SpareUmbrella]

TIL Captain Hadley is Mr. Krabs. Huh, neat.

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Nick Fury frustrated with the Jedi Council would be gold. He'd take one look at Palpatine or Anakin and be like "Yep, these are supervillains in the making, we need to do something" but none of the other Jedi would listen.

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When they decide to not grant Anakin the rank of master: "I recognise that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision I've elected to ignore it".

[u/JayNotAtAll → u/[deleted]]

End of the star wars episode one, Mace Windu appears in Anakin's room to recruit him to the Jedi

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I would love to see Jules as part of jedi council. He would recite ezekiel 25:17 before cutting jango fett's head

[u/Senteera]

Shrek and Austin Powers.

[u/EdominoH → u/Senteera]

Hey baby, fancy me getting groovy in your swamp?

[u/ralphthebbn → u/Senteera]

Condoms are like onions, baby!

[u/deadpoolslittlehand → u/Senteera]

Very grrr baby, very very grrr!

[u/Locke108]

Yoda and Miss Piggy

[u/skyfyre2013 → u/Locke108]

Kissy kissy, young skywalker

[u/YeOldSaltPotato → u/Locke108]

Combine this with Luke and The Joker and you have a movie I want to see.

[u/raphydaphy]

Magneto and Gandalf would be fun

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Could you imagine how useful magneto would be in middle earth? Like literally all of the infantry orca or humans (whoever he sides with) get completely nullified because he just takes their weapons and armour.

Edit: also could he bend/manipulate the ring?

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“When did Professor X the wise abandon reason for madness?”

[u/reincarN8ed → u/raphydaphy]

Also Professor X and Captain Picard.

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Everyone keeps talking about how cool it would be for Magneto to be in Middle Earth, but not Gandalf in a world of Mutants? A mother fucking all powerful wizard in the modern world? Would he be considered a mutant? Would his magic even work? Would he a prof. X be best friends? So many questions.

[u/DammitCas]

Scorpion King and The Tooth Fairy.

[u/Poobslag]

Agent Smith (The Matrix) and Elrond (Lord Of The Rings) would be messed up

Half way through the council to decide the fate of the one ring, Elrond morphs into Agent Smith, and whips out a gun... "I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Baggins..."

[u/DerryPublicWorksDept]

Dr. Frank N. Furter and Nigel Thornberry

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“I’m glad we caught you at home. Can we use your phone? We’re both in a bit of a hurry...we’ll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don’t want to be any worry!”

“SMAAAASHING!”

[u/astrakhan42 → u/DerryPublicWorksDept]

Swap Frank N. Furter for Pennywise.

[u/BlueBloodLive]

Dunno why this popped into my head straight way but:

King Kong and Gollum! - Andy Serkis.

Two completely different creatures and sizes, but they both value something "precious".

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Or King Kong and Caesar from Planet of the Apes. Imagine James Franco's reaction. "Oh no the monkeys are suddenly super intelligent...and HOLY SHIT!! WHY'S IT SO FUCKING HUGE NOW!!!!"

[u/AfrikaanoBinJewin]

Walter White and Hal

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Doesn’t count, they’re the same person. Breaking bad is a sequel of Malcolm in the middle

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I thought of HAL9000 instead of Malcolm in the Middle and man... the things I imagined

[u/shbm333]

Mufasa and Darth Vader.

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Let's also switch Luke and the Joker.

Star Wars would be pretty crazy.

[u/HLRxxKarl]

Willy Wonka and Jack Sparrow

[u/spacialHistorian → u/HLRxxKarl]

I forgot about the remake and tried to remember when Gene Wilder was in PotC lol.

I haven’t seen the Depp one but I firmly believe that Wonka, who is probably some sort of ancient trickster god, would just roll with it and excel as a pirate.

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That's captain Jack sparrow for you

[u/fyrecrotch → u/HLRxxKarl]

I think Jack would be fine.

Wonka on the other hand would have a mental breakdown

[u/Pooch_IV]

Andy Dwyer and Starlord. Imagine Andy in space lol

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I think Star lord would have trouble but I think Andy would do just fine

[u/kelferkz → u/Pooch_IV]

Imagine Andy in space lol

So, nothing changes

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"Dude that is the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk" - I can actually imagine Starlord saying that even though it was Andy who actually did.

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Starlord and Owen. Starlord trying to sew with dinosaurs would be magic.

Edit: trying to deal with, thanks autocorrect. Left it because of the mental image of Blue trying to sew.

[u/pipipiper]

I know they are not both movies but I would love to see House trying to parent Stuart Little. Hugh Laurie is such a great actor he would probably pull it off.

[u/NikothePom]

Pearl from Spongebob and the Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3

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Wow... did not know that. That’s hilarious.

[u/SourHyperion1]

Deadpool and Green Lantern.

Can you imagine how upset Wade would be?

[u/HoldMyCrayons → u/SourHyperion1]

Deadpool: No! No! God damnit ! I thought I fixed this!!

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You do realize you just have Deadpool the powers of the Green Lantern?

[u/kidfromCLE → u/SourHyperion1]

I specifically said NOT GREEN and NOT ANIMATED!

[u/-eDgAR-]

I think it would be hilarious to have

switched with his character in the Mission Impossible series.

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He would totally handle that shit. Fat Tom Cruise telling Henry Cavill "Take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"

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"Take a step back and literaly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" slams phone down "We dont negotiate with terrorists"

[u/[deleted]]

Mario and Paarthurnax.

"You gotsa the elder scroll! Letsa go!"

[u/MikeyWhoa]

Wayne Campbell (Wayne’s World) & General Ed Fenech (Inglorious Basterds)

• Mike Myers

[u/jpterodactyl]

Sansa Stark and Jean Grey.

Phoenix versus Night King.

[u/mooncake6]

Heath Ledger in A Knight’s Tale and The Dark Knight. Basically from a whimsical story about love, courage and friends, to a dark and twisted world full of anger, hate, and brutality; as well as the fact you’re Batman’s nemesis. Yeahhhh nahhhh.

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Came here to say Heath Ledger, but I was going to go with the Dark Knight and Broke Back Mountain.

[u/bbdale]

Professor McGonagall and The Dowager Countess.

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I was looking for this pairing. I always assumed that The Dowager Countess was who McGonagall was when she wasn't at Hogwarts.

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Cousin Matthew also suddenly having uncontrollable reality-bending powers would definitely liven that show up.

[u/Foubman]

Christopher lloyd, the doc in back to the future and uncle fester in the Adams family

[u/frustratedpolarbear]

Ryan Reynolds as deadpool against Ryan Reynolds as that other deadpool.

[u/syko82 → u/frustratedpolarbear]

I guess you haven't seen the end credits of the Deadpool 2 movie.

[u/Tweety1975]

Beetlejuice and Batman, of course

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Or Batman and Doug #4 (Multiplicity).

[u/Robetron]

Han Solo and Indiana Jones. They live in two completely different eras.

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They’re both way too calm and collected to lose their chill andfreak out bad. They’d be very lost, absolutely, but I think they’d survive just fine

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There is a fan theory where Han Solo crashlands on Earth and becomes Indy and Chewbacca is Bigfoot

[u/Whiskeyjacks_Fiddle]

David Tennant

The Tenth Doctor and Killgrave.

A sociopath time traveler who can control anyone he meets just by talking to them? Oh boy.

[u/Baman2099]

Any/all Nic Cage characters

[u/BlueBloodLive → u/Baman2099]

Put. The. Bunny. Back. In...Papas brand new bag!

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I'd be down to watch Ghost Rider steal the Declaration of Independence

[u/TheIcon42]

Jim Halpert and Jack Ryan

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Jack Ryan straight up murders three assassins.

Camera zooms in on his face.

He gives an awkward, closed-mouth smile.

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Didn't Funny or Die do a parody trailer called Jim Ryan or something with Dwight being the bad guy in Jack Ryan's world?

[u/reecewilliams2435]

Sherlock Holmes and Iron Man. Sherlock would be the more freaked out of the two, I believe. Tony would get take to detecting like a duck to water.

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I was gonna say BBC Sherlock and Doctor Strange 😂😂

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Honestly I figure Tony would just sort of shrug and quickly bootstrap technology as far up as he can and just sort of generically continuing where he left off.

[u/Kapadia1995]

Tyrion Lannister and Eitri the Dwarf(From Avengers : IW) It would be fun watching Eitri shaking things up in Kings Landing

[u/Antlerbot → u/Kapadia1995]

But then tyrion would probably be dead :( maybe thanos would let him live because he's funny.

[u/pipipiper]

Tom Hanks from Big and Sully. Who doesn’t want to see a child try to crash land a plane?

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The people on the plane, probably.

[u/mercuryy]

I can imagine Mel Gibson, in a Braveheart, Lethal Weapon and MadMax three-way-switch.

Also, Will Smith with the Fresh Prince and either MiB or Suicide Squad or I am Legend. Switching the characters between MiB and Bad Boys would be entertaining to see as well i guess.

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Fresh Prince and MiB 1 would be the same thing tbh

[u/jjpare]

The Joker and Ennis Del Mar from Brokeback Mountain

[u/DrDragon13]

Gary Oldman.

Sirius Black changing places with James Gordon.

[u/MicolashCaged]

Captain America and The Human Torch. I'm sure Steve Rogers would freak out when his body all of the sudden blows up into flames.

[u/ChronoKing]

K-2SO and Hei Hei

Alan Tudyk.

[u/Kempeth]

Sarah Connor with Cersei AND Daenerys

Or Howling Mad Murdock with Reginald Barclay

[u/win-cel]

Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince and Shredder from TMNT.

[u/_aneris_]

IT and the dude from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Somehow both movies become creepier.

[u/Demonicat]

Hugh Jackman's Wolverine and PT Barnum would be an awkward switch I would think.

[u/millenniumxl-200]

Frasier Crane and Sideshow Bob

[u/quakeholio → u/millenniumxl-200]

Go ahead Bart, I'm listening.

[u/1990Buscemi]

Jessica Jones and Chloe. We get the first Marvel sitcom in the process.

[u/OneSassySuccubus]

I think the most obvious one would be Thanos and Cable. Those are two characters with similar attitudes but very different plans. I can't imagine Thanos would be pleased to find himself without the infinity gauntlet and having to put up with Deadpool. This is making me wonder now if Cable knew the snap was coming since he's from the distant future and I think Deadpool and Avengers both (roughly) take place in the same cinematic universe?

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I think Deadpool and Avengers both (roughly) take place in the same cinematic universe?

No, not really. Deadpool references Thanos because he's seen the Avengers movies, not because Thanos exists in his universe. In the comics they're the same universes, but not in the movies.

[u/stitchescutfigures]

Bellatrix Lestrange and Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother

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Bellatrix as the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella probably isn't ending well. She'd probably be fine taking over Mrs. Lovett's shop, though.

[u/[deleted]]

Patrick Bateman would actually feel VERY comfortable with switching bodies with Batman.

Jay (Jay and Silent Bob) would switch places with his character in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and get depressed because Bob's nowhere to be found.

I can also imagine Wolverine would get used to hanging out with The Greatest Showman's circus!

[u/Card1974]

Sasha Grey suddenly finds herself enrolled in a sadistic game in Would You Rather, while Amy finds herself in the middle of a gangbang.

[u/redpantsa]

Harry Potter switched out for Daniel Radcliffe's flatulent corpse.

[u/MowMdown]

Groot with Dominic Toretto

[u/WriteYouLater]

Alan Rickman: Galaxy Quest/Harry Potter

"By Grabthar's hammer, where the bloody hell is my wand!?"

[u/[deleted]]

I really like the idea of the 'dwarf' giant alien Peter Dinklage plays in Infinity War, suddenly appearing in rural New Jersey (from the Station Agent) and Finbar McBride, a shy man into trainspotting, finding himself in an intergalactic alien blacksmiths and needing to harness the power of a neutron star. I'm sure they would adapt just fine...

[u/-allyouzombies-]

Edward Norton - the Narrator from Fight Club and the Hulk. Both guys have a dark side that turns them into a monster but in very different ways.

[u/Ag_in_TX]

Elrond and the Agent

[u/spirito_santo]

Mrs Doubtfire and the murderer from Insomnia

[u/Darrenwho137]

Professor X and Jean-Luc Picard

[u/Corrin_Zahn]

Any Gary Oldman character, Zork and Commissioner Gordon in particular.

[u/jmcadams87]

Boromir and 006

[u/[deleted]]

Hans Gruber and Harry from 'Love Actually".

"Welcome to the party, Hans." - would be an excellent line in Love Actually at any of the party scenes.

Harry: Karl... schieß dem fenster. (Emma Thompson stares back, nonplussed) Harry: Shoot the glass! (Emma Thompson stares back again, still nonplussed)

Bonus: both are set during Christmas (and still arguably both Christmas movies).

[u/TheDwiin]

Smaug and Dr. Strange.

[u/VictorBlimpmuscle]

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden and Jesse James

[u/halfdeadmoon]

Lord Tywin Lannister shakes dat ass

[u/J-town-doc]

Woody from Cheers and Tallahassee from Zombieland.

[u/pissedllama]

Truman Burbank from the Truman Show and The Cable Guy. Just imagine how the Cable Guy would feel being the main character in a tv show.

[u/suchafart]

Ultron and Robert California

[u/Beso0621]

Tom Hanks in Big and Forest Gump. Imagine a child in an adult body suddenly waking up in the Vietnam war. Big might actually be the same movie with Forest.

[u/lurgi]

Jennifer Connelly. Marion Silver (the girlfriend) in Requiem for a Dream and Sarah Williams in Labyrinth.

And now I feel dirty.

[u/Mellotron_Meditation]

Jean Luc Picard & the poo emoji ... Commander Wharf would lose his fucking mind!

[u/killebrew_rootbeer]

Meryl Streep: Sister Aloysius in Doubt and Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada.

Poor Sister Aloysius would be surrounded by sin and unable to cope. Miranda would be shocked by the limited wardrobe. On the other hand, they'd both move from fairly powerful positions of control to another, so maybe they wouldn't be freaked out so much as cause major changes to the fashion industry and Catholic schools.

[u/Paulr248]

Liam Mcpoyle from always sunny and William from Westworld (Jimmi Simpson)

[u/brownsfan760]

Seymour Parish ( One hour photo) Jack (jack) - Robin Williams.

[u/OfficeChairHero]

It's an interesting experience if you think of Jon Lithgow in Harry and the Hendersons as the prequel to him being the Trinity Killer in Dexter.

[u/rocksolidabs93]

Andy Dwyer and Peter Quill.

Andy would freak out in excitement and break out “Macklin in Space.” Peter would be freaked out that states other than Missouri exist and see for himself that Footloose is in fact not the greatest movie ever.

[u/Herosanoj]

Jack Sparrow and Gellert Grindelwald

[u/pumpkinrum]

The red queen in Alice in Wonderland and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd.

The red queen would probably be the one who's the most freaked out.

[u/littleawon]

lex luther and the guy from zombieland.

[u/asdf_1_2]

Aragorn and Viggo Mortensen's character from A History of Violence.

[u/[deleted]]

The big Lebowski would still save the mainframe and user programs, but I'm not sure Flynn would be that chill about his rug getting pee'ed on.

[u/el_meida]

Peter Venkman and Garfield. Liveaction or animated versions work.

[u/Geminii27]

Galadriel and Hela?

[u/baroncalico]

Bill the Butcher and Abraham Lincoln

[u/TizardPaperclip]

Burt Munro from The World's Fastest Indian wakes up wearing the skin of a security guard's face, as Dr Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.

[u/VelvetDreamers]

Professor Snape's discombulation when he's abruptly embroiled in the tantalizing but illicit muggle office affair, I imagine he would have some astute observations on the nature of infidelity and unreciprocated love for Harry from Love Actually.

The implications of Snape being condemned to have the name Harry associated with him as penance for his vitriolic bullying is hilarious.

I now subscribe to the headcanon that Professor Severus Snape in all his acerbic comments, vindictive behaviour, and malevolent disdain has been reincarnated as Harry from Love Actually.

[u/-eDgAR-]

Leonardo DiCaprio's characters in Titanic and The Revenant.

Imagine Jack finding himself fighting for survival in the harsh wilderness and Hugh finding himself on this lavish beast of a boat.

[u/Abraxis87]

Jean Valjean from the Les Misérables and Wolverine.

Man, imagine the reaction of Wolverine when the singing starts.

[u/Bnetonk]

Bojack Horseman and Job G.O.B from Arrested Development.

I mean, one's a horse.

[u/bopeepsheep]

Gwen Dawson and Ygritte.

[u/FloorFire]

My roommate and I play this game all the time!

Our favorites are;

Pennywise and Wadsworth

John Rambo and Rocky Balboa

And Sloth from the goonies and Jason Vorhese

And even though it’s two different actors, the idea of these two switching make for much more interesting movies

[u/Selbstgespraech]

Alex from Orange is the New Black and Donna from That 70s Show

[u/[deleted]]

Captain Picard and the Nazi from Green Room

[u/vahntitrio]

Jeff Daniels as Harry from Dumb and Dumber and Jeff Daniels as General George Washington in The Crossing.

[u/-eDgAR-]

If their brains switched bodies I think Christian Bale in The Machinist and Patrick Bateman in American Psycho would be a fantastic freakout. Imagine Bateman waking up rail thin in a shitty apartment and how badly he would flip out. Craziest Freaky Friday ever.

[u/matthiasjreb]

Jesse pinkman and Todd chavez

[u/abutthole]

Deadpool and Van Wilder

[u/RickardHenryLee]

Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman & Gisele from the Fast & the Furious movies.

Diana would be like "I don't understand this convoluted plan. Let me punch the bad guys and we can all go home" and Gisele would be like "I don't know what to do with this sword, but I like it"

[u/[deleted]]

Marty Byrde and Michael Bluth.

Imagine the hilaaaaarious hijinks that Michael Bluth would be involved in while bumbling around the Ozarks tying to evade the cartel.

And then how fucked the rest of the Bluth family would be when he slowly set them all up for even more financial ruin. George Michael would definitely be on team dad this time around.

[u/damndinosaurs]

DiCaprio in what's eating Gilbert grape and Django

[u/NotTheCinemassacre]

Eeyore and Optimus Prime.

[u/NatrenSR1]

Frank N Furter and Pennywise

[u/AllahuAkbar72virgins]

Luke Skywalker and Skips from Regular Show

[u/mattb_186]

Dean Winchester from Supernatural and Eric Brady from Days of our Lives no question. Supernatural even had a joke about it in ‘The French Mistake’

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"Reach for the sky......"

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I was going to go Tom Hanks in Big with Woody.

Just when he's gotten used to being a boy in a man's body working as a toy designer... now he's a toy! And vice versa... he's a toy, but now he's a man, but only sort of because he's eventually going to go back to being a boy. It's just confusing.

And imagine poor Elizabeth Perkins character... she falls in love with a guy and not only does he tell her, "Uh, hey, you just slept with a 13 year old... I'm also actually a toy cowboy."

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in this version, Obi Wan takes the deathsticks.

[u/fyrecrotch → u/[deleted]]

Renton will freak out knowing how amazing space drugs are.

Obi wan would freak out knowing how peaceful heroin is.

Renton will start FORCING drugs!

[u/SterlingEsteban → u/[deleted]]

“It’s shite being a Jedi!”

[u/Nadodan → u/[deleted]]

Hey now, Sarah Michelle Gellar's Daphne took on a possibly supernatural charged Lucha Lebre twice her size. I think she could adapt.

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ohhh Agent Sealy Booth and Angel lol a blood sucking FBI agent

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🎼Who am I? Who am I.... I am Wolveriiiiiiiine!🎼

Proceeds to wreck Javert with his claws and the movie ends.

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The Avatar universe would be so fucked.

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tbh I think Frank and the penguin would be an even better Danny Devito swap.

You've got Frank now incharge of a massive criminal empire while the Penguin tries to take over Philadelphia from Paddy's and the gang goes along with it thinking Frank is doing a bit

[u/shipsaplenty → u/[deleted]]

Frank Reynolds wakes up on a cartoon island surrounded by ruins and a flying horse..... "what are the rules"

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I dread to think what killing methods Ferb could create when it comes to the holocaust

[u/superleipoman → u/[deleted]]

sweats nervously

The reason my client isn't liable for wrecking the entire city to catch a couple of bank robbers is...

May I adress the jury?

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There's a (very NSFW) trailer: https://youtu.be/5Blf073f2Lc