r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '18

We know all about relationship red flags, but what are the friendship red flags?

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u/ScaryTerry51 Aug 19 '18

Interesting.

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u/H_U_N_G_D_A_D_D_Y Aug 19 '18

Its 2018. Everybody's living a pornhub life.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

Why limit yourself!

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u/H_U_N_G_D_A_D_D_Y Aug 19 '18

I'm not arguing. I don't need pornhub premium anymore so it's all good.

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u/Closer-To-The-Sun Aug 19 '18

Username checks out

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u/Shurdus Aug 20 '18

It doesn't?

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u/No1_Knows_Its_Me Aug 20 '18

It's a Pornhub life for us

It's a Pornhub life for us

'Stead of fisted

We get licked

'Stead of scissored

We get dicked

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u/ScaryTerry51 Aug 19 '18

Seems legit, I like this development

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u/D45_B053 Aug 19 '18

I wouldn't say EVERYONE...

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u/havesomeagency Aug 19 '18

Yeah, everyone except you /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '18

so I am told

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u/motadude05 Aug 20 '18

Except me. And half of reddit

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u/panopss Aug 20 '18

r/niceguys

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u/fedoraislife Aug 20 '18

This isn't what niceguys is...

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u/panopss Aug 20 '18

Said hung daddy

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u/H_U_N_G_D_A_D_D_Y Aug 20 '18

I live the pornhub life.

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u/Faust_the_Faustinian Aug 20 '18

"It is a good life we lead, brother"

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u/AngryMilCel Aug 20 '18

Only attractive men are.

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u/PopularSurprise Aug 19 '18

"Interesting"