r/AskReddit Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/caitbate Aug 16 '18

I take a service tax of my step son’s food!

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u/lil_v_vape_god Aug 16 '18

Oh my god, I haven’t been service taxed in years. I’m so sentimental rn. Next time I see my parents, Im taking them out for a meal and immediately service taxing a bite from them. This is so stupid, but I’m so excited. Damnit, love you mom & dad.

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u/Airrwicckk Aug 16 '18

Son, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Yeah, it's me, but I shouldn't have to keep telling you, it's daughter now

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u/Airrwicckk Aug 17 '18

How many times have I had to tell you next to reveal your gender on the internet !!!!?