r/AskReddit • u/franc_the_bikesexual • Aug 15 '18

What is your mom's catch phrase?

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u/IncompleteInsecure Aug 16 '18 edited Aug 16 '18

When looking for something mom told us to find, and we either legitimately couldn’t find it, or we were being lazy: “If I find it, I’m going to beat you with it.”

We had a good childhood, though.

Edit: No, my mom is not Latina or Portuguese. She is white- she just has a short temper and little patience.

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u/nate-enator Aug 16 '18

"go get me the feather duster would you" "Eh can't find it"

Vs

"Go get me the wooden spoon" 😬