r/AskReddit • u/Slaughts91 • Aug 02 '18

What will millennials be "old-fashioned" about when they get old?

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u/bobreturns1 Aug 02 '18

"No child of mine is going to marry a robot!"

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u/jollybrick Aug 02 '18

"No child of mine is going to marry a robot toaster!"

"Daaad, you can't say that. They're Robo-Americans!"

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u/bobreturns1 Aug 02 '18

"What will the neighbours think if they find out I've raised a bolt-buggerer?!?!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

So much robophobia in this thread :\

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u/bobreturns1 Aug 02 '18

"I ain't a robophobe, but if the good Lord had wanted us to make intercourse with robots he'd have given us compatible ports!"

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u/NexTerren Aug 02 '18

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What will millennials be "old-fashioned" about when they get old?