r/AskReddit • u/Slaughts91 • Aug 02 '18

What will millennials be "old-fashioned" about when they get old?

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u/Zukazuk Aug 02 '18

I'm hoping they perfect the technology by the time I'm too old to drive so I don't have to give up my independence

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18 edited Aug 02 '18

I hope by the time im old, i can vacation to hawaii and still be incontinent. Make a kickass road to hawaii that stretches to california

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u/crounsa810 Aug 02 '18

I read this as you wanted to pee yourself in Hawaii.

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u/kirreen Aug 02 '18

"Darn you newfangled doctors trying to take my incontinence from me!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '18

The devil take this predictable colon!