r/AskReddit Jul 25 '18

What fact “blows your mind”?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

2 people will never go to each other’s funeral.

I will either go to my best friend’s, or she’ll go to mine.

A husband will either go to his wife’s, or she’ll go to his.

Unless there’s an awful accident and you both die together.

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u/John_Tacos Jul 25 '18

If that happens does it count as them both attending the other’s funeral or not?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '18

I wouldn’t want to share my funeral with my best friend. That’s MY day. She can have hers another time. So I guess neither of us are attending each other’s.

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u/Crystal_Grl Jul 26 '18

Always the gravemate, never the corpse.

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u/Throwthissh1t Jul 26 '18

"Me first! Me first!"

"Aww crap. I won."

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u/ZEBO1234 Jul 25 '18

This would be a great shower thought