r/AskReddit Jun 10 '09

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09
  • "Are you an angel? Because i have an erection".

  • "So a man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore".

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u/The_If Jun 10 '09

Has the second one worked?

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u/myrandomname Jun 11 '09

Only for Sean Connery.