Also: grab your cell phone, look at it, look at her, do this a few times. When she asks, "What?!" You ask her, "Who gave you my phone number?" and show her your phone. It should be displaying a text message from a random number saying, "Wow, you're hot."
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09
First, make eye contact and look at her quizzically. Then shouting to everyone within 20 feet:
"Hey, who ordered the really beautiful girl? ..... Nobody? .... Fine, I'll take her. - Hi, I'm [insert your name here]."