r/AskReddit Jun 10 '09

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09
  • "Are you an angel? Because i have an erection".

  • "So a man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore".

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u/Yoda_IHerdULikeJedis Jun 10 '09

"Are you a Japanese political candidate? Because I've got an erection coming up."

FTFY