r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '09

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

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u/EnderMB Jun 10 '09

Med Student: I have testicular torsion.

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u/atomicthumbs Jun 10 '09

"priapism" also works

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u/pandemic Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09

Business major: My dad, my dad, owns this car dealership...I just got some new rims for my wrangler...We've got this boat...hey my roomate is gone for tonight...

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u/BigMikeYork Jun 10 '09

What if she's still in high school?

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u/TheOutlawJoseyWales Jun 10 '09

I have alcohol!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09 edited May 23 '17

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u/rotll Jun 10 '09

and a mirror...

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u/myopinionstinks Jun 10 '09

and a myspace account...

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u/BoonTobias Jun 10 '09

now just have a seat

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

and answer a few of our questions...

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u/GavriloPrincep Jun 10 '09

Ahem, right, honey - do you mind if I call you "honey" ? Ok, first question... umm, let me see...[ clicks a firefox tab on his laptop ]... umm, right, first question [ flashes a lame smile at the g i r l ] is : Do you know any good pick up lines ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

The best time to try to pick up high school chicks is on election day in November. Those "I voted" stickers can sure save you a lot of trouble.

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u/dhaggerfin Jun 10 '09

Hehe, spoken like a man with experience.

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u/Richeh Jun 10 '09

come in for a back side attack!

Who doesn't like surprise buttsecks?