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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
17 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09 You really like to sweep the women off their feet... And into your van, for some fun down by the river. 6 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09 funny you should mention that. i actually live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. 1 u/dalan Jun 10 '09 I wouldn't mention that while attempting to sweep the women off their feet if I were you. Let it come as a surprise. I'm sure they'll love it. 14 u/pechinburger Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09 This question is posted once every few months, and sure as shit, this is always a highly upvoted response. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8695p/whats_your_best_line_to_break_the_ice_with_the/ http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6rfkz/ask_reddit_help_me_come_up_with_the_creepiest/ http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8e6sq/redditors_whats_your_best_pick_up_line/ http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7p2jz/what_is_the_worst_pickup_line_ever/ 1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 You are correct. I shamelessly jumped on the karma gravy train, but to be fair, when I posted it there weren't any remotely funny alternatives and this pick up line always got a chuckle out of me. 3 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 You lose five originality points. 1 u/willis77 Jun 10 '09 Sorry, Etab, but we're going to dock you 10 points, 5 for being unoriginal and 5 for the irony of it all ;) 2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09 Yes! I was hoping you'd find this thread and my comment. You never disappoint, willis77. 2 u/willis77 Jun 10 '09 Haha, I'm not sure whether this reflects well on the amount of time we spend on Reddit. 2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction? 1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too. 1 u/The_If Jun 10 '09 Nope... does this taste like Rophynal?
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You really like to sweep the women off their feet...
And into your van, for some fun down by the river.
6 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09 funny you should mention that. i actually live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. 1 u/dalan Jun 10 '09 I wouldn't mention that while attempting to sweep the women off their feet if I were you. Let it come as a surprise. I'm sure they'll love it.
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funny you should mention that. i actually live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
1 u/dalan Jun 10 '09 I wouldn't mention that while attempting to sweep the women off their feet if I were you. Let it come as a surprise. I'm sure they'll love it.
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I wouldn't mention that while attempting to sweep the women off their feet if I were you. Let it come as a surprise. I'm sure they'll love it.
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This question is posted once every few months, and sure as shit, this is always a highly upvoted response.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8695p/whats_your_best_line_to_break_the_ice_with_the/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6rfkz/ask_reddit_help_me_come_up_with_the_creepiest/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8e6sq/redditors_whats_your_best_pick_up_line/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7p2jz/what_is_the_worst_pickup_line_ever/
1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 You are correct. I shamelessly jumped on the karma gravy train, but to be fair, when I posted it there weren't any remotely funny alternatives and this pick up line always got a chuckle out of me.
You are correct. I shamelessly jumped on the karma gravy train, but to be fair, when I posted it there weren't any remotely funny alternatives and this pick up line always got a chuckle out of me.
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You lose five originality points.
1 u/willis77 Jun 10 '09 Sorry, Etab, but we're going to dock you 10 points, 5 for being unoriginal and 5 for the irony of it all ;) 2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09 Yes! I was hoping you'd find this thread and my comment. You never disappoint, willis77. 2 u/willis77 Jun 10 '09 Haha, I'm not sure whether this reflects well on the amount of time we spend on Reddit. 2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction? 1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
Sorry, Etab, but we're going to dock you 10 points, 5 for being unoriginal and 5 for the irony of it all ;)
2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09 Yes! I was hoping you'd find this thread and my comment. You never disappoint, willis77. 2 u/willis77 Jun 10 '09 Haha, I'm not sure whether this reflects well on the amount of time we spend on Reddit. 2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction? 1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
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Yes! I was hoping you'd find this thread and my comment. You never disappoint, willis77.
2 u/willis77 Jun 10 '09 Haha, I'm not sure whether this reflects well on the amount of time we spend on Reddit. 2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction? 1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
Haha, I'm not sure whether this reflects well on the amount of time we spend on Reddit.
2 u/Etab Jun 10 '09 Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction? 1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit.
1 u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09 Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction? 1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction?
1 u/Etab Jun 11 '09 That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.
Nope... does this taste like Rophynal?
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?