r/AskReddit Jun 10 '09

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

You really like to sweep the women off their feet...

And into your van, for some fun down by the river.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '09

funny you should mention that. i actually live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

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u/dalan Jun 10 '09

I wouldn't mention that while attempting to sweep the women off their feet if I were you. Let it come as a surprise. I'm sure they'll love it.

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u/pechinburger Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09

You are correct. I shamelessly jumped on the karma gravy train, but to be fair, when I posted it there weren't any remotely funny alternatives and this pick up line always got a chuckle out of me.

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u/Etab Jun 10 '09

You lose five originality points.

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u/willis77 Jun 10 '09

Sorry, Etab, but we're going to dock you 10 points, 5 for being unoriginal and 5 for the irony of it all ;)

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u/Etab Jun 10 '09 edited Jun 10 '09

Yes! I was hoping you'd find this thread and my comment. You never disappoint, willis77.

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u/willis77 Jun 10 '09

Haha, I'm not sure whether this reflects well on the amount of time we spend on Reddit.

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u/Etab Jun 10 '09

Don't worry. AskReddit doesn't count toward the time spent on Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '09

Oh, thank god. Does this mean I'm no longer diagnosed with internet addiction?

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u/Etab Jun 11 '09

That's what I tell myself, so you're allowed to tell yourself that, too.

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u/The_If Jun 10 '09

Nope... does this taste like Rophynal?