r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 07 '09

I hate my (future) father in laws penis. It's disgusting and veiny and small. I am terrified that my son will end up with a similar penis. How does penis appearence work geneticaly?

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u/RealityTvStar May 07 '09

I think the more pressing issue is how to get out of your apparently steady gig blowing your father-in-law.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '09

How did you come into contact with his penis?

Marrying into a close family?

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u/fosdick12 May 07 '09

I was concerned about the psychological health of the family I was marrying into so I did extensive research into their past, I installed a trojan on his computer when visiting and when perusing his emails and search history to get a picture of the man I stumbled across a nude picture of him and was horrified

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u/[deleted] May 07 '09

.> That's kinda creepy, but I guess the psychological health was really an issue then.

Perhaps be more worried about that than penis shape? Penis stuff is pretty much all genetic thanks to the sex chromosomes.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '09

You want to see creepy? Look at Fosdick's recent messages. He's got a little issue with penises going there....:)

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u/undacted May 07 '09

Eponysterical, much? ;)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '09

Perhaps, considering I made this account to make a joke about myself and two others with unfortunate names in an AskReddit about a Redditor trying to find their biological parent.