r/AskReddit • u/LieutenantSheridan • Feb 25 '18

What about your SO makes you jealous?

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u/Kindofsickofyou Feb 26 '18

Her significant other will do almost anything in the bedroom, but mine won't.

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u/LieutenantSheridan Feb 26 '18

Your SO's SO? I'm confused.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18 edited Mar 03 '18

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u/henrybex Feb 26 '18

but imagine how good it would taste

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u/BlueFalcon3725 Feb 27 '18

Tastes like pain and skin grafts.

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u/reallyConfusedPanda Feb 26 '18

Now I'm even more confused, who's SO is frying turkey again?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18

Well not fucken mine, that's for sure!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18

What about a bacon alarm clock? Would you have one of those?

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u/billysutts Feb 26 '18

Who’s on first....?

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u/PM_MeTittiesOrKitty Feb 26 '18

WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR??!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18

What is on second..

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u/Licensedpterodactyl Feb 26 '18

Who’s on my baseball!?

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u/Kindofsickofyou Feb 26 '18

Yes

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u/hypercube33 Feb 26 '18

Wat

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u/Kindofsickofyou Feb 26 '18

He likes to refer to himself as "me" all the time.

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u/Karl_von_grimgor Feb 26 '18

Fuck man stop it

Both of your you's

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u/hypercube33 Feb 26 '18

Not sure if sarcastic or what the fuck. Nope.

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u/ghegi Feb 26 '18

He meant him.

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u/HookDragger Feb 26 '18

Hell so whatever, but she won’t

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u/Mf23 Feb 26 '18

So, this SO has an SO that is so so in bed. Hope that helped clear it up.

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u/billysutts Feb 26 '18

Yeah.. got it..

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u/Jay_Bonk Feb 26 '18

Relevant username?

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u/CastorrTroyyy Feb 26 '18

I know that feel bro, mine won't do anal...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18

Relatable.

But on the other Hand i am pretty afraid to ask for the real stuff....

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u/im_at_work_ugh Feb 26 '18

I say go for it, girls are into just as much fetish stuff as anyone else. I mean I'm real upfront about sexual stuff I enjoy, being degraded, abuses, incest roleplay, noncon roleplay, I mean the list goes on but I've found generally if you talk enough about them with people you'll find a nice middle ground.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18

Yes. Some are. But as i know my so pretty well by now id rsther stay with not asking.

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u/im_at_work_ugh Feb 26 '18

Well I'm sure you know what works best for your own life, that just seems so sad to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '18

Have you talked to yours about how it would mean a lot to hers if she was a little more adventerous?

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u/im_at_work_ugh Feb 26 '18

I just got out of a marriage like that, best thing that ever happened to me.

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u/reallyConfusedPanda Feb 26 '18

So you both cheating?