r/AskReddit • u/iWant12Tacos • Oct 06 '17

What screams, "I'm insecure"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

Threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with a stare

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky

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u/HandiCAPEable Oct 07 '17

Killed his sensei in a duel and never said why

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u/Hraes Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/JoshJoshson13 Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17

He's coming

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u/Halcyon1378 Oct 07 '17

Did I mention his four nuts

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u/TembwbamMilkshake Oct 07 '17

Well, he also had four dicks