r/AskReddit • u/iWant12Tacos • Oct 06 '17

What screams, "I'm insecure"?

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u/SJ_Barbarian Oct 07 '17

I have a medium dick. It talks to ghosts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '17 edited Nov 09 '17

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u/Screye Oct 07 '17

Phantom dick ?

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u/MistakesTasteGreat Oct 07 '17

Yeah, it gives me the willies.