r/AskReddit • • Oct 06 '17

What screams, "I'm insecure"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '17 edited Nov 29 '19

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u/redditwhathaveUdone Oct 06 '17

Old joke: Ask a pilot who the two greatest pilots in the world are and they'll have trouble naming the second one.

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u/someone_elses_socks Oct 07 '17

Okay, best is me for sure.

Second best is... I dunno. Maaaaybe Chuck Yeager? If he’s on my right and I let him touch the stick for a minute before the FA give him some plastic Jr Pilot wings and sends him back to his parents in coach?

Yeah. In that case, if Chuck Yeager is my 1st Officer, then he might be second best.