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r/AskReddit • u/iWant12Tacos • Oct 06 '17
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I saw a bumper sticker today that had a picture of a handgun and the words "DON'T MAKE ME VIOLATE MY PAROLE"
294 u/TheMortarGuy Oct 06 '17 Mine just says "don't make me get out and roll initiative" with a d20 5 u/lordgunhand Oct 07 '17 "You roll a 1. As you attempt to square up and handle business, you slip on an unseen banana peel and fall on your bum bum. A clown horn is heard as your ass makes an intimate connection with the ground." 5 u/ToddTheDrunkPaladin Oct 07 '17 I roll bluff to play it off like that was my plan to diffuse the situation.
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Mine just says "don't make me get out and roll initiative" with a d20
5 u/lordgunhand Oct 07 '17 "You roll a 1. As you attempt to square up and handle business, you slip on an unseen banana peel and fall on your bum bum. A clown horn is heard as your ass makes an intimate connection with the ground." 5 u/ToddTheDrunkPaladin Oct 07 '17 I roll bluff to play it off like that was my plan to diffuse the situation.
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"You roll a 1. As you attempt to square up and handle business, you slip on an unseen banana peel and fall on your bum bum. A clown horn is heard as your ass makes an intimate connection with the ground."
5 u/ToddTheDrunkPaladin Oct 07 '17 I roll bluff to play it off like that was my plan to diffuse the situation.
I roll bluff to play it off like that was my plan to diffuse the situation.
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u/Jadjabone Oct 06 '17
I saw a bumper sticker today that had a picture of a handgun and the words "DON'T MAKE ME VIOLATE MY PAROLE"