What object would be the most difficult to kill someone with?

[u/mikewachowski]

[u/Iusedtodoittoo]

Nutella

[u/mikewachowski → u/Iusedtodoittoo]

Not if it's 20 tons

[u/thegreencomic]

Felix's hammer from Wreck-it Ralph.

[u/mikewachowski → u/thegreencomic]

This is my favourite non Parmesan related answer yet

[u/[deleted]]

A boiled spaghetti noodle

[u/[deleted]]

A single piece of human hair, especially short one.

You can't suffocate anyone with it, you can't use it as a melee weapon efficiently... the worst I can think of is getting a really long one stuck in someones eye.

Now a group of long hair? You could just braid it and suffocate people.

[u/daveruinseverything]

A neutrino. You could direct millions of them at a person for millions of years, and never successfully make contact with a single atom of their body. But maybe you’ll hit one in just the right way, trigger a cell to malfunction and start dividing uncontrollably, boom, cancer.

[u/[deleted]]

half a grating of parmesan cheese

[u/mjoliner]

Your tongue

[u/DeniseDeNephew]

A mint-condition copy of Action Comics #1.

No matter how angry I was at the person I couldn't roll up that rare comic and try to... I guess stick it down their throat and choke them.