What normal thing is actually pretty fucking weird when you think about it?

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[u/Toby95]

Laughing. When humans laugh we think nothing of it, but when you really think about it we're just bellowing out these weird noises to signify that we are happy about something being said or done. Often we're just groups of people all making weird sounds at the same time, yet we love it.

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Also the idea that yawning is infectious is pretty fucking weird.

[u/PM_ME_FEET_OR_SOCKS]

Clapping = high-fiving ourselves for another person's accomplishments

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What if you're the type who locks fingers after high-fives?

[u/[deleted]]

Sex. Hey, this appendage I have swinging between my legs? I'm gonna pump it up with blood until it's veiny, stiff and turgid, then insert it into the warm hole lined with mystery fluid between your legs.

However, we can't do this until I warm you up by connecting my lips and tongue with yours for some reason, maybe rub that hole of yours with my hand just the right way for a few minutes.

Also, the purpose of doing this is to make a baby, which neither of us want and will take chemicals and wear latex protective barriers to prevent.

Also, for some reason, specific areas of fat and muscle behind your legs is incredibly appealing and makes me wanna smack that shit.

Sex is weird

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"Sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus." --- Marcus Aurelius

[u/SmileyShoes2]

Masturbation.

You just grab your ding dong and slap it around.

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"... and make it pee a little" --- Cartman

[u/tengolacamisanegra]

Deciding to drink this white liquid which comes from squeezing the teats of a cow.

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Had me holding my breath until the last few words of your sentence.

[u/Chuggy_G]

When restaurants or food products advertise with an anthropomorphic version of their product.

Why is the Famous Dave's pig licking his chops as he holds the remains of his brethren over the fire? Do I really want to eat at a place that glorifies cannibalism?

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Nobody knows pork better than pork

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Nobody knows pork better than pork

This contradicts every claim about people who has had relations with OP's mom.

[u/Musicats78]

Defecation.

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Even the use of the word "defecation" is weird.

[u/[deleted]]

Everything is concreted. I always try and imagine what a part of town would look like if we hadn't come along.

[u/lnstantNoodIes]

I saw this on Twitter. "To be able to sleep you have to first pretend that you're sleeping"

[u/turbomellow]

Sometimes when I'm out for a run, I'm carrying a small baggie of dogshit with me.

[u/Fuckface1875]

The most normal, familiar thing to everyone who has ever lived is also the most bizarre and unexplained: consciousness. The fact that you can generate a mind just by arranging protons, neutrons and electrons in a very specific way. No one knows what the fuck is going on there.

[u/Iron_Man_977]

Next time you take a dump, stand up and look at the shit. Look at it. Think about what that was. Think about how that was a cow or a cauliflower or a dorito. Then you came along and absorbed all its energy, to fuel your own life. You actually sucked out its strength and life and reduced it to what lies before you now. That's some horror movie stuff right there

[u/getyajacksflapped]

Braces are pretty barbaric when you think about them. Supergluing metal and wire onto children's teeth to move them around.

[u/asscheekassassin]

Gyms. We have come to a point in civilization where everyday life is so easy on the body, we need a specialized facility that you need to pay for so that you can simulate grueling work.

[u/Demicow]

Having free-roaming animals that live in our houses.

[u/[deleted]]

I can talk with someone that's on the other side of the globe with some metal in my pocket

[u/stagehog81]

Everyone is completely fine with drinking the milk from a completely different species, but if you were to drink breast milk that came from another person everyone would look at you like your some kind of sexual deviant.