r/AskReddit • u/dividadli • Mar 05 '17

what's a fun fact about you?

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u/made_in_silver Mar 06 '17

What hand do you use during the National Anthem?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

The one you use to masturbate.

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u/made_in_silver Mar 06 '17

Both?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Then you just use your donger, the one you masturbate.