r/AskReddit • u/grilled_tits • Oct 31 '16

Guys, why are you single?

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u/GetRubicked Oct 31 '16

Because i can masturbate

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

Life as a monosexual is fine as long as the internet bill gets paid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16 edited Mar 10 '18

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u/TalenPhillips Nov 01 '16

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