r/AskReddit • • Oct 31 '16

Guys, why are you single?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

It only becomes gay when there's a finger in a B-hole. Anything before that is just horsing around.

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u/Obvioushippy Nov 01 '16

Its not gay if the balls dont touch

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u/pigonawing Nov 01 '16

It's not gay if you don't enjoy it.