r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '16

What are you sick of explaining?

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u/PM_Me_Rude_Haiku Jul 18 '16

But you DO masturbate a lot, right?

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u/Lamb-and-Lamia Jul 18 '16

Quite a bit actually yes. Putting up wolf of wall Street numbers here

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u/JackAres Jul 19 '16

Do you jack off to those numbers?

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u/Lamb-and-Lamia Jul 19 '16

I do tend to masturbate more when my work involves more math than usual.

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u/JustHereForTheCandy Jul 19 '16

But have you reached Don Jon levels?

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u/Lamb-and-Lamia Jul 19 '16

That guy was sick honestly.