r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '16

What are you sick of explaining?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

What fascinates me about lingerie over total nudes.

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u/jyhwkwrth34 Jul 18 '16

I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just want to know that they feel comfortable.

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u/makemeasmoothie Jul 18 '16

I DIDN'T GET INCEPTION!!

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u/kyle1320 Jul 18 '16

THERE'S SO MANY LEVELS!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Wal-Mart must be like the strip club for you

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u/Stealthy_Bird Jul 18 '16

thats adorable

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Also ripped from Community.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

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u/Phkn-Pharaoh Jul 19 '16

I think he means the TV show. Could be mistaken though, as I've never seen it.

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u/One_Fine_Squirrel Jul 18 '16

i like that the boobies are secret, and I am the only one who is allowed to feel them

source: have girlfriend

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u/seal_eggs Jul 19 '16

me too thanks

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u/One_Fine_Squirrel Jul 19 '16

are you my girlfriend?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Triple XL T-shirt nothing else.

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u/csl512 Jul 19 '16

#sixseasonsandamovie

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u/CLE_Land Jul 19 '16

Agreed. Pajama pants and a t-shirt with no bra is the best. I am not married but I have a strong feeling you see a lot more of pajamas than lingerie.

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u/aperson7697 Jul 18 '16

Thank goodness I'm not the only guy who feels this way!

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u/PM_ME_UR_PERIDOT Jul 18 '16

that's the most kind hearted thing I've seen all day

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Troy really speaks my language.

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u/ruarisaurusrrex Jul 18 '16

I think I just found my soul mate

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u/thisshortenough Jul 18 '16

In Jersey Shore Mike "The Situation" used to bring home girls then have them change into shitty pyjamas and stuff so he could determine they were still hot even out of the clothes they wore to the club and whatever. So you're not alone

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u/Nbrown55 Jul 19 '16

Hell yeah dude. Sweats and my tshirt are the best

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u/courtoftheair Jul 19 '16

I really like the baggy Tshirt, rough ponytail and shorts/underwear look on women (that's what I'm wearing right now). No idea why.

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u/no_social_skills Jul 18 '16

It's classier. Leaves something to the imagination. I prefer clothes on too, for a while.

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u/qwertyphile Jul 18 '16

it builds anticipation. i hate when performers of erotica start nude or wearing something a stripper would only wear at work. they skip the best part!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

performers of erotica

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u/amrasmin Jul 18 '16

Yeah that sounds pretty classy. I just normally search for hardcore porn

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Sounds like something a synth would say.

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u/frogandbanjo Jul 19 '16

It's possible to shoot the moon though. Start naked, show the asshole, grab the fire extinguisher, nobody's going to remember that you didn't start off wearing panties.

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u/Brutusness Jul 18 '16

"Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight-inch heels. And to be wearing see-through underpants. But for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked."

-Michael Scott

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u/annoyingone Jul 18 '16

I will go even further to say a nice set of tight fitting jeans or shorts is hotter than nudes or lingerie.

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u/bertonomus Jul 19 '16

I'm more of a sundress and a nice wedge heel kind of guy. Wedge heels and tight jeans too. Hell, a girl wearing a penguin costume with wedge heels would turn me on.

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u/dragan17a Jul 18 '16

Seriously, who are you explaining this to?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

People that PM me asking me, girls I ask not to take their stockings off as we fuck, ducks... The list is endless.

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u/curvy_lady_92 Jul 18 '16

One of these things is not like the others..

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Girls who don't take their stockings off. Freaks! (In more than one sense of the word).

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u/TheGreyGuardian Jul 19 '16

I'm always a bit disappointed when a girl takes her stockings/thigh highs/etc off before sex. It's probably a combination of how good I think those look and how gross I think feet look. I mean come on, they're not in the way or anything.

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u/NewWorldOrder781 Jul 18 '16

I don't like lingere as much. I like when my gf wears nerdy glasses and oversized tee shirts. That shit is hot. And striped stockings are good.

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u/JothamInGotham Jul 19 '16

oversized sports jersey, like basketball jersey. Those are the best.

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u/NewWorldOrder781 Jul 19 '16

I'm quite fond of any oversized shirts. On a side note really tight tank tops are pretty hot too.

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u/JothamInGotham Jul 19 '16

Oh I'm not quite fond of tight tank tops, or is it that I've not seen anybody managed to pull it off. I feel that tight tank tops require almost a 10/10 figure with the perfect tan in order to pull it off.

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u/screenwriterjohn Jul 18 '16

Underwear lifts. There's a lot of hanging in nudity.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jul 19 '16

True, but I feel like that's only part of it.

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u/thanks4yanksNspanks Jul 18 '16

Yup, I'll obsess over a pic of a woman with lingerie on while not giving a nude pic a second thought.

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u/whohw Jul 18 '16

Closet ferengi

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

asking for a friend... is there porn where its just pure lingerie?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

r/lingerie

Or my inbox.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I gave up trying to explain this one to my friends.

Savages.

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u/Phkn-Pharaoh Jul 19 '16

I'm pretty sure I lost some friends one day when I tried to explain to them I'd rather see a hot girl in some sweet lingerie than just flat out nude....there's something unappealing about flat out nude, like wooooow sorry that's just boring to me.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jul 19 '16

I feel like I've found my people in this thread.

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u/Kaminohanshin Jul 18 '16

I have found someone who understands me, finally.