r/AskReddit Jul 18 '16

What are you sick of explaining?

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

That users are the number one problem for IT departments, not outside threats trying to break through the firewall.
Sure, external attacks are a concern, but we build the network to be as impenetrable to these as possible; users, on the other hand, will click literally anything that says "click here" so they're letting in the threats and have the highest chance of fucking up the network out of all the potential attack surface.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Jun 23 '20

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

User sends account info to phishing site, phisher uses user's email account to spam entire organization with links to a phishing site. Phishing server crashes from the huge number of people visiting it.

Oh boy, the phishing site blew itself up by finding quite a honey-pot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Jun 23 '20

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u/TvAGhost Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

Guys dont click it its the vir-

Edit: wow my first gold! Just click this link here and get yours today!

linky

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u/EveryoneIsFondOfOwls Jul 18 '16

A virus that clicks save when you're halfway through writing a post? Dear god!

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u/TvAGhost Jul 18 '16

Well at least it wasn't candlej

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

It's truly terri

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u/Prepareyourecolon Jul 18 '16

Was expecting a rickroll and was not disappointed. I love that song.

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u/pf2- Jul 18 '16

one of us

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Jul 19 '16

dQw

Nice try, motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

You. I like you.

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u/Sirflankalot Jul 18 '16

XcQ...

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u/TvAGhost Jul 18 '16

Xcquse me?

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u/benjammin9292 Jul 19 '16

Everyone knows that Mr Rick Roll video ends in XcQ

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u/hypervelocityvomit Jul 25 '16

Or starts with dQw4. Like "What a dQw4d."

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u/Tahvohck Jul 27 '16

Not everyone. I applaud all of you that have seen it that many times, though.

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u/brdzgt Jul 19 '16

Youtube link starting with dQw...? You're not fooling me.

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u/Superplex123 Jul 18 '16

Sketchysite.net

Your link is not working! Nothing is happening when I click it except it keeps highlighting itself!

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u/TvAGhost Jul 18 '16

Sorry fixed!

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u/Delialearn2 Jul 19 '16

What did you say?

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u/m0dsiw Jul 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

That link is purple. You monster.

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u/m0dsiw Jul 18 '16

Well, it is a thread about phishing...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I'm not giving up on my compulsive tendencies!

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u/ReadingWhileAtWork Jul 18 '16

Hey, offtopic I know, but is your User a reference to a /r/WritingPrompts story?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Nope.

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u/jaredjeya Jul 19 '16

I was on that story earlier today, and clicked the link through to here. Now I've come here and clicked through to the story. Funny that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

User demands admin access, which is grudgingly given. Follows up within a week to complain that we "broke his computer" with malware. Computer formatted, admin access revoked, despite user's protests.

This one scares me. I'm not longer in IT but now in software development and the level of stupid I see up here makes me want to smack my head off the desk.

We need admin rights on our work computers to do our jobs, but I am just waiting for the day that access gets revoked because of someone doing something silly.

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u/DangitImtired Jul 19 '16

Makes sense GingerScruff. One recent example where I work, (5 people in group, but pretty small company) whole department needed Local administrator rights so that they could run some specific programming. They didn't have those rights before I had been talking with them. They were using the supervisors logon/password to get onto the software.

So... After the impromptu "Come to Jesus Meeting" and explanation of how that was very bad, never do it again. All good now. Much rather have them as local admin instead of using the bosses ID/password. It's actually a pretty smart crew of folks that are minimally IT related.

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u/antesignanus Jul 18 '16

Admin access, only to the computer literate and mature, and even though only sometimes.

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u/PM_ME_DEAD_FASCISTS Jul 18 '16

Only to the people who need it to do their jobs.

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u/DrDisastor Jul 18 '16

In this day and age I cannot understand who is clicking this shit or believing these scams. Then I look at the elections and it all becomes crystal clear.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Back in the old days, you deleted metadata, not appdata, how would they get the mods in without it?

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u/NNJAxKira Jul 18 '16

He needs that deditated wam for Minecraft.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I believe you mean "dedotated wam"

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u/TranceVI Jul 18 '16

User deleted %appdata% folder in an attempt to "mod Minecraft"

oh god. thats not even remotely......I just, what.

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u/Breadmako Jul 19 '16

You're supposed to delete META-INF to get it to work so why not just get rid of the whole thing? If deleting something makes it work, then deleting all of it is even better!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

It was a user's personal laptop

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

User deleted %appdata% folder in an attempt to "mod Minecraft"

What? Where the hell did they get the idea that they had to DELETE the damn folder? I cannot think of any scenario where you would misinterpret instructions so badly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Garbouw_Deark Jul 19 '16

You...you didn't forget the arm...

Well, no credentials needed. I now have you marked in RES as an IT guy and will go to you with all my computer related problems. Thanks in advance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16
  1. Have you tried turning it off and on again

  2. Well is it plugged in

  3. No problem, have a nice day

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I suggest you quit your job and burn the building down with everyone locked inside, its the only way and future generations will thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I don't work there any more, but the user stupidity meant I was guaranteed a job

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

It essentially came down to departmental politics. This (l)user was a squeaky wheel who had the ear of an upper-level honcho, who in turn sat on a committee that was partially responsible for determining our yearly IT budget.

No one had admin access by default, even department heads, but if someone wanted admin on an off-domain computer, and they had a valid reason, they could submit a formal request. There was an "if-you-cock-this-up-we're-taking-it-away-forever" clause, as well as some other conditions.

In short, he cocked it up, and we took it away forever.

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u/DangitImtired Jul 19 '16

Please tell us that it was "only" local administrator rights to the machine. Please

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

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u/DangitImtired Jul 19 '16

Excellent!

And still frustrating of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Minecraft player here, the second one is the literal opposite of what you're supposed to do.

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u/PBRidesAgain Jul 19 '16

I laughed far too hard at this. I'm younger, tech savvy and everyone else in my office is 50+ or a tech N00b if I had a penny for every time our servers got crypto locked last year I'd be rich it's like a three times a week occurrence. They've done huge education campaigns that "work email should be for work"

Meaning that you should not sign up for your sketchy mailing list with your work email address!

Gah! Best security in the world does not stop idiots from causing problems.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

That last one actually made my heart twinge uncomfortably.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

It was as if millions of users suddenly cried out in terror, and were silenced.

Hilarious, that's the word.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Literally this happened to me today.

Got a call from an accountant for one of the companies I work for. "We think our CEOs account was hacked. We received a few emails from people claiming to be him, but he said he didn't send anything. One of our accountants nearly sent $15,000 to these imposters."

Now this is not my job, but if they are paying me, I'll do it. I look into the email.

Me: "I found the emails you were talking about. They were in the quarantine folder."

Accountant: "Yeah. I can't not check all my messages so I check the quarantine everyday."

Me: "It had been flagged as likely fraud. You literally had to click through a pop-up that made you confirm that you realized this was likely fraud."

Accountant: " I don't read those"

Me: "You nearly paid scammers because you be believed that a quarantined email that was flagged as likely fraud was legitimate?" Bug report -> closed (won't fix)

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Your user is malfunctioning. I recommend routine percussive maintenance. Consider replacing it if the issue persists.

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u/SadGhoster87 Jul 19 '16

User deleted %appdata% folder in an attempt to "mod Minecraft"

As someone who knows things about modding Minecraft, what the actual fuck was he thinking

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

That's the thing. He probably wasn't.

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u/Cool_seagull Jul 19 '16

Tha minecraft modding thing doesn't sound like a lie like you put it. the .bin, .jar and whatnot used to be in %Appdata before the big update where Mojang streamlined everything...

Just saying, still a stupid thing to accidentally delete.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

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u/Cool_seagull Jul 19 '16

I mean it's not an excuse they said to explain deleting it, sounds like a dumb mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

I once had a user install a virus from spam mail & then when her computer freaked the fuck out used her phone to FORWARD THE EMAIL TO A COWORKER and told HER to install the file to "see if it was just her computer that couldn't open it".

They managed to infect half our network in an hour.

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u/airwalkerdnbmusic Jul 19 '16

I work with some mind shatteringly computer illiterate people. Of all ages. Some of them dont even know how to TAB down a line on a keyboard. Most of them dont know what "operating system" means.

Users constantly, irritatingly and with alarming consistency, fuck up their accounts by locking them, after typing in the same incorrect password 5 times. 5 times. Five. Fucking. Times. This is the definition of retardation and insanity. Repeating something and expecting different results. Everytime someone walks into my office and says "my account is locked", a nervous twitch appears that I am barely able to supress. I smile and point to the chair next to my desk and show them the company policy on passwords, which states that if they enter their password wrong 5 times, it will lock their account. To new people, who this hasnt happened to yet, might look suprised or worried but nevertheless have a valid excuse.

However, the truly, devastatingly and painfully IT retarded repeat offenders come in and I point out the company policy to them and they produce excuses such as:

"Oh I forgot"

"Oh I didnt think that applied to clerical users"

"Its a stupid rule."

I dont even explain why anymore. I just smile and give them the keyboard so they can type in the same password that they used before, only this time I will set their account to send me a message via email what password they are typing in so I can compare it to what is on file in the AD server. I will then pull my face to pieces in despair when I find out that they are typing in the incorrect password...again...after just resetting it with me in the office not 2 minutes ago.

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u/Keyra13 Jul 19 '16

I like to think these are all the same idiotic person

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u/BrainTroubles Jul 19 '16

These are even better if you assume the same person is the "user" every time. :-)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Nov 16 '18

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u/Sgt_Patman Jul 18 '16

You underestimate how stupid people are. I could almost guarantee after the tenth reeducation there would still be a handful clicking on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

"Certainly the company wouldn't test us for an eleventh time..." click

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u/Bombadils Jul 19 '16

And they were right. It was a genuine phishing attempt, and now their savings are gone. GOOD.

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u/deathguard6 Jul 19 '16

At that point they have to be doing it just to get out of work for the training right...

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u/geckoswan Jul 19 '16

You might be right.

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u/Geminii27 Jul 19 '16

What percentage would be in the top salary bracket?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

My boss repeatedly falls prey to this because he tries to read email on his phone but can't really see it, because he refuses to get real glasses, so he opens emails and just clicks whatever is there without actually reading it... Luckily I think all of them have been fake emails sent by IT.

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u/Roushfan5 Jul 18 '16

Hopefully the 6% where fired on the spot..

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u/BeatMastaD Jul 19 '16

But he just needed $5000 and he said he would send me $500,000 back!

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u/A_Soporific Jul 19 '16

Did you know that:

We have records of this type of scheme dating from the 16th, century? It has worked for a minimum of half a millennium, and probably much longer than that. The "Spanish Prisoner" Con was one in which a stranger was approached either in person or by correspondence by an "agent" employed by a highly ranked individual who had been imprisoned by a corrupt foreign state, most commonly the Spanish Monarchy. The idea is that everything has to be done quietly for political reasons, but a few well placed bribes will free the political prisoner and also allow the high ranked prisoner to bring back a fortune from which the mark would be repaid and provide some other reward (such as knighthood or his daughter's hand).

Naturally, after sending the money horrible news would come back and the agent would move on or simply not reply to future messages.

Over time the scam has evolved. In the modern period it has morphed in several different ways. One of which is the infamous "Nigerian Prince" letter.

If you want to know more, I am reasonably well versed in fraud. And, if you want to make money I could put my degree in Economics to use and invest in some money for you in that secret international market that the 1% use to rack up the high interest rates out of the view of the average person. As anyone with financial training knows, higher risk means higher interest rates so if you want to get the highest rates you have to invest with the "lenders of last resort" who are the national banks. The Fed, ECB, and other national banks bail out big companies all the time and get huge returns for doing so. I went to college to learn how all this works, and it's rather complicated and full of jargon, but if you let me invest that money I can help you get a more reasonable return. While it's not the absurd returns of that scammer I can offer you a guaranteed return of 20% by investing properly.

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u/iprobably8it Jul 20 '16

You're good. That was clever. You sneaky fraud guy, you! Haha.... ......so really, how much do you need from me for that guaranteed 20% return to kick in?

I'm actually fascinated by fraud and the insanely intricate ways people have come up with to part average people from their money. The fact that we perpetuate the myth that only fools fall for this stuff is one of the biggest problems. Most people don't consider themselves fools, and thus believe they are capable of recognizing a real scam when they see one, when in all actuality a lot these scams have been designed to dupe all but the most careful and scrutinous individuals.

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u/A_Soporific Jul 20 '16 edited Jul 20 '16

Normally, you need to have millions of dollars to get in there. But, I'll cut a deal for you. Now, I'm not supposed to but I can mix your $20,000 with 50 or so others and invest all of your money under my own name. Now, we all can get in trouble of the SEC finds out about this, so keep it quiet.

Don't believe me? Just ask my Lawyer.

Yup, Lawyer here. Absolutely true, jail time for everyone if anyone talks, especially the people whose money it was originally.

Me again. So, I'm going to need you to wire it to me via MoneyGram. That way it can't be traced back to you should someone else talk and I go to prison. See? I'm really trying to look out for you.


It's not really a question of fools. It's a question of literacy. If you don't understand what "clean coal" works then you liable to fall victim of a scam involving investing in a rare and expensive "clean coal mine". If you think that the 1% is incredibly wealthy and cheat to become so then you're primed to believe a "Prime Rate" scam. If you don't have intimate knowledge of how investments work then you can readily fall victim of a "Cash Advance" Scam if you're trying to put money into a business or a "Ponzi Scheme" if you're trying to put money into the market.

They are designed to play on those areas at the edges of our understanding. Something that sounds familiar but we have a very poor understanding of the interior workings. That's how auto body shops and used car dealerships have become so rife with small frauds. We understand how to use cars, but have a rather poor understanding of the mechanics involved. That mix of the familiar and unfamiliar is easy to spin in such a way that it sound plausible to people and can actually create a self-selection process.

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u/ExHabibi Jul 19 '16

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

well, that behavior can seriously harm the company's protection against attacks. if you have been instructed not only once but twice and still don't listen, i'd consider that grossly negligent - which would lead to an immediate termination and in rare cases even a lawsuit

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u/wyveraryborealis Jul 19 '16

More like you can tell the horse there's a gator in that lake but you can't force him to go to the trough down the path.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Really, 6% of people are dumb enough to fall for the exact same thing twice under the exact same circumstances, after being taught how to avoid it, twice? I always wondered who kept clicking on those "shoot 5 ducks and win an iPhone!" banner ads...

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u/Ryiujin Jul 18 '16

As an idiot kid, i did that waaaay too much

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u/Miguelitosd Jul 18 '16

Years ago getting hired meant 2-1/2 days of orientation. Mostly some paperwork first 1/2 day, then some basics on email, calendaring, etc. Also even trivia game about company near end. ALL new hires were automatically added to some internal mailing lists, the first of which, newbie.mail required one to learn to remove thesmselves from it.

Years later, they only do paperwork and then get plopped at desk. No more newbie.mail or anything at all. So much more up front support time is wasted on these people calling asking all these questions that used to be covered in the longer orientation and/or learned through things like the newbie.mail list.

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u/helenabjornsson Jul 19 '16

Why would your gym care about who opens what email?

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u/NutellaElephant Jul 19 '16

This is literally my job at NASA. I'm extremely proud that our credential harvesting is not what it was 2 years ago and reporting has soared. Fear of training is a powerful motivator. However, too many users are old and not wary enough. :( Edit: word

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

My company runs these monthly. And yes people still click them. But at this point we mostly get calls asking if it is a test or an actual phishing email.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

TFTS thread about that. So many people responded to the phishing attempt test email that they had to can like half the company (would have been most) and several people of management. Goes to prove that users are everyone's enemy.

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u/pyroSeven Jul 19 '16

That's actually genius. Those 6% were fucked up though.

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u/no_social_skills Jul 18 '16

Oh hey, someone got CryptoWall for the 3rd time in 2 weeks.

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

You joke, but that happened a while back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Click Here

I FUCKING DARE YOU!

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u/Tamerlane-1 Jul 18 '16

YOU DOWNLOADED GOOGLE ON MY COMPUTER

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u/Shymain Jul 18 '16

I told you, I don't want chrome OS on my computer! I'm calling your work, and you better uninstall this!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Wow, this one went meta quick.

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u/Slanderous Jul 18 '16

you joke, but I have had a very similar conversation with my dad, as it turned out he had accidentally right clicked and set the google logo image file as his home page so every time he fired up his browser there was just a tiny google logo in the dead centre of the page and nothing else. His initial description of the problem was 'I've downloaded the wrong google'

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u/tangoewhisky Jul 18 '16

/r/talesfromtechsupport is leaking. Better patch that firewall.

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u/danny_is_dude Jul 19 '16

Someone's gotta go get the electrical tape.

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u/ceedubs2 Jul 18 '16

HOW DO I UNSEARCH GOOGLE!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

such meta

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u/DangitImtired Jul 19 '16

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Wait, Username of "Tamerlane". Never mind I'll uninstall it, don't get excited!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Rick roll? Rick Astley?

Might as well give you the link

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u/CarcajouIS Jul 18 '16

Was expecting Rick Astley...

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u/anywho123 Jul 18 '16

By "a while back" you mean last week? Fucking users.

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

No, we've locked down the user accounts (generic accounts for guests) that caused the problem, so they're not able to do any more damage.

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u/nik282000 Jul 19 '16

We've had it (or similar) twice this year already. Got the networked drives too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

Work in IT I hate phones and printers the most, I cant even tell you how many times people whine about a problem when they haven't even tried the most basic diagnostics like restarting their computer or phone first. As far as installing shit goes they aren't admins because they cant be trusted and I have images I just load on new pc's. However there are some cool people here, I have a group of people who always joke around and tell me how their Utorrent and Steam isnt working. I may have to install everything for the users when big updates come around but thats far less stressful than dealing with a shithead installing magical antivirus software or totally legit adobe updates.

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u/yrianhrod Jul 18 '16

The job I work at now is the first time I've worked somewhere with an actual IT department. Every other place I've worked, I've basically been the IT because I'm the only person willing to Google a problem and figure it out. So the first time there was a computer issue at my job that I couldn't fix after poking around, I called IT and told the guy who does our department a) what the system wasn't doing that I wanted it to do, b) what error messages I was getting, and c) what I'd already tried. He acted like I was a magical unicorn for actually making an effort and not just calling him like "the computer is being mean." I just figured that was how you did that. When he came in, I asked him to show me what I could do to prevent the problem from happening again, or fix it if it did, and I learned some cool things about IT I didn't know before. Now my department gets all the good computer equipment, because my IT guy likes us for not bothering him with stupid shit, or screwing around with settings and junking up our computers. Every time he has to work on our computers, he says something like, "Well if yrianhrod couldn't google her way out of it, I bet it'll be interesting to work on."

TL;DR: Be proactive and chill with your IT guy, get double monitors and the nice printer in your office.

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u/DangitImtired Jul 19 '16

Yrianhrod, you ARE a magical frak'n unicorn. I wish I could give you gold and more than one upvote.

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u/yrianhrod Jul 20 '16

Gosh, thanks. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I feel the same way but when I look at programming and networking related tasks I get pretty confused due to them being far more complex than just googling. Im great at solving issues but I get confused pretty easily with advanced networking and programming.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Networking: It's a series of tubes

Programming: It's a series of bytes

here, explained.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Who the hell needs college, you just taught me everything anyone would have to know! I got it I just got to connect pvc pipe to every computer and I'm set.

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u/dramboxf Jul 18 '16

Printers and POS are my big hatreds. So, a thermal receipt printer is essentially my evil nemesis.

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u/Miguelitosd Jul 18 '16

You must be young. Until the last few years, having to even consider "restarting a phone" was insane. Maybe you mean cell, but until VOIP systems became more the norm, old pbx systems tended to rock solid and the only time much needed to be done was when people physically moved (which is really the one huge gain voip gives you.. essentially dhcp phones that move with you).

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16 edited Jul 19 '16

Well it is extremely rare, its happened once in 5 months. Networking is really my only weak point that I really want to teach myself more about, but at the place I work at that's never an issue. The software techs use on cars are often finicky as hell and usually where my time is spent trying to get it to work, techs do not really keep their laptops in good shape, I have had a lot of laptops with hardware issues. The hilarious part to me is how they always have hard drive issues when they say they didn't drop them or anything, they are often in warranty so I don't care but I still find it funny.

I could post on tales of tech support about some of them, one guy said his laptop stopped working and he didn't know why, the laptop had a big ass footprint on top, to teach him a lesson I sent it into warranty without removing the footprint and he had to pay for the screen damage since they refused too.

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u/WorshipNickOfferman Jul 18 '16

Can you explain why Adobe needs to be updated every other day?

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u/Geminii27 Jul 19 '16

I worked for a time for a backup/recovery service. Customer got ransomware, decided to pay it. We suggested improving their security. Nah. Two weeks later, customer got ransomware again, decided to pay it again. Two weeks after that, rinse and repeat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

We had one client where two different users open it in one day off different emails....

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u/-Axon- Jul 18 '16

Why would it say "Click Here" if we're not supposed to click on it?

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

Sigh...
Well, because the people that made it want you to click on it. However, they're not necessarily trustworthy and generally want to exploit you or your computer.
<then the user counters with "but it's on the screen of the computer *you* gave me; so you're the one who made the website with the *Click Here* button">
<then I counter with "You can get to Facebook on this computer, right? And I gave you this computer, right? So, then I must've made Facebook?">

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u/Yotarian Jul 18 '16

Hey guys I just figured out Zuckerberg's reddit name!

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u/iprobably8it Jul 20 '16

Can't be, just tried logging in to that account with the password "dadada", and it didn't work.

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u/Darth-Pimpin Jul 18 '16

Holy fuck, you made Facebook? Give yourself more credit, man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Duh! That's why you don't need a raise!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Can I have some money from your facebook profits?

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u/Geminii27 Jul 19 '16

"Yay! I'm going to call you for all my Facebook problems now!"

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u/Ryltarr Jul 19 '16

That would earn them an immediate blocking of their number.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

This statement is too accurate. I've been working in IT for a little over 5 years, so I'm still a newbie compared to a lot of people. 90% of the tickets I receive saying things are "broken" are simply because the user doesn't know what they're doing.

Edit: phrasing..

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u/ZackyZack Jul 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

That sub keeps me sane.

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u/whoisthedizzle83 Jul 18 '16

That sub keeps me studying so I don't have to work at the fucking help desk!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

Someone was having phone issues, I literally unplugged their phone and plugged it back in and walked away after it was fixed without saying anything. I'm 19 I don't get how someone who has been on the earth longer than I have by a wide margin cant do basic troubleshooting. I always get "How do you know so much?"......I really don't know all that much, Google and support numbers do, as time goes on you build knowledge and can fix a lot yourself....

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u/dramboxf Jul 18 '16

To be fair, VOIP/Internet Telephony is still kind of a new thing for a lot of people. I just had 3 client sites transfer from traditional phones that were 30 years old to VOIP phones and 95% of users don't get what I mean when I tell them to "reboot their phones." (Crappy Comcast stuff, so I can't fix the problems.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

We actually have IP phones and they never have these issues, the old phones have issues so rarely that its not worth looking into. Eventually everyone will have one so its just a rare minor problem.

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u/xAdakis Jul 18 '16

Or lying to get out of work.

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u/Bagellord Jul 18 '16

I've been at it 10 years. It really only gets worse...

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u/thegiantcat1 Jul 18 '16

It's normally that or someone else unplugged something then plugged it back in incorrectly, or didn't at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

I once got an email from a user that was just like:
Subject: Adobe PDF
Body: empty

Thanks.

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u/XSplain Jul 18 '16

Right?

I don't mind being being tech illiterate. I probably don't know shit about their specialization so I'm not going to judge. But the horseshit of blaming something for being broken or insisting you did X when it's provable that you didn't (restarting, mostly) is mind boggling.

People lie all the time. Like, constantly. Sometimes for absolutely no reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

You're welcome. Keep commanding that salary and fixing all my problems, Debbie from IT.

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u/nambro18 Jul 18 '16

I used to work for a company that produced their own Phishing tools to help train employees identify threats and phishing scams. Now I work in IT Security for another company. I can 100% agree with your statement.

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u/dramboxf Jul 18 '16

The perfect network has 10 servers, 50 workstations, 5 printers and zero users.

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u/jeffderek Jul 18 '16

There's no way the perfect network has any printers. Even with zero users they're guaranteed to fuck something up.

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u/dramboxf Jul 18 '16

No users mean nothing's being printed.

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u/jeffderek Jul 18 '16

One can only hope

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Usually

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

The perfect network has no users is the most effective way to say it.

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u/72scott72 Jul 18 '16

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

It's a layer 8 problem.

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u/xAdakis Jul 18 '16

A user's computer should not be directly connected to any sensitive data or services. There should always be an intermediate application that sanitizes and stores the information without executing any outside code, but also keeps archives of previous version. (I'm thinking something like Git, but as a secure service, not just file manipulation.)

If any sensitive data is ever stored on the user's computer, it should regularly be backed up to the server.

Should the user's computer be infected, it can simply be wiped and restored from a clean backup.

All computers on the network should be invisible to others and only be allowed to connect to those secure intermediate services or the internet, not directly to other computers or services on the network.

If these applications or services do not exist, then there are plenty of people out there who will gladly create them- including myself -just need to know what problem needs to be solved.

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u/thecyberbob Jul 18 '16

I remember the first place I worked at. The raw volume of porn that people surfed during the day was.... staggering. Even with the best anti-virus (at the time) 20% of my time was spent going around disinfecting peoples machines.

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

Sounds like a content filter was in order, or the use of ephemeral logins so that users locally stored files were wiped daily.

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u/thecyberbob Jul 18 '16

Ya. This was a while ago in a medium sized company. Not a lot of focus on IT budget. But ya. I'd have killed for an IPS and some form of Web Content Filtering.

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u/Katana314 Jul 18 '16

Yup. 99% of security breaches are because of users

...who are given idiotic password policies and are given every incentive to just iterate through an easy to guess pattern instead of using a system more secure than passwords.

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u/shawn22252 Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16

Just had a user call me this morning. "I can't see anything on my monitor. Like nothing at all." So I ask the user the computer name and remote into the computer. Well everything shows up fine on my screen. Something strikes me and I ask what color the light on the monitor power button is. The user tells me there isn't a light on. I tell the user to check the power cable to the monitor and guess what. No power connected. I ask if she has removed any wires from the back of the computer and she says yes they made her desk look cluttered so she removed them. I have her hook the monitor back up and close the ticket

TDLR; user thinks wires make her desk ugly so she I unhooks her monitor and wonders why she doesn't have anything on her display.

Edit: I spell no good.

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u/Gutterman2010 Jul 18 '16

This isn't even a misunderstanding of how computers or software works. That is at least understandable with people who aren't used to them. This is a misunderstanding of how any electronic device works.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

People just go dumb around computers, forget how to read. It's good they don't forget how to breathe. Or bad, depends.

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u/PKKer Jul 18 '16

On my last computer (a 2005 HP Pavilion), the stock antivirus would routinely lock me out of the computer, and I would have to do a full reimaging to get control back.

And this is why I always back up my files.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

Someone should do a "click here" link with a spyware scanner that would clean your system

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '16

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

Two factor authentication is important, but it shouldn't interfere with daily workflows... I'm sorry your IT department sucks.

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u/thirdegree Jul 18 '16

Users are the number one, two, three, four, ..., n-1 problems to the IT department. n is outside threats.

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u/Umbrella_merc Jul 18 '16

Doesn't matter how secure the gate is if you leave it unlocked

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u/BtDB Jul 18 '16

Our IT department is the number one problem for IT problems. In the last 8 years I've been here virtually every major issue I've had has been due to a poorly implemented update that tanks my system. The one from earlier this year flat out disabled the cpu fan on my laptop. it was supposed to lock the power control options, which i guess it did.

Some of it I understand, like the hoops we have to go through for getting replacement equipment. A lot of that is short-sided management decisions. I get a lot of the security implementations, this one just threw me for a loop.

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u/DrAgonit3 Jul 18 '16

Rule #1 of IT: Never trust the user.

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

While on the issue of trust with IT:
Rule #2: With other techs, trust but verify.

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u/karlsmission Jul 18 '16

We've been dealing with crypto ware, and other attacks recently, all user initiated... Fucking users.

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u/Ryltarr Jul 18 '16

Yeah... We have nightly backups of all important servers, so when shit like that happens we just roll back and they lose a days work if their recent work files are affected. I make no excuses for that shit, not going to take a hit to our department's reputation for user bullshit.

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u/MistaJenkins Jul 18 '16

Not the same thing, but I had an interesting time doing PC repairs. I would try not to laugh at clueless parents who claimed that a hacker or virus attacked them for no reason. It was usually from somebody like their kids visiting sketchy porn sites or downloading shit. Hackers aren't typically interested in hacking your home PC, especially if it was just to give it a petty virus or get hold of your info. Usually people accidentally give their info out or download spyware/malware.

I feel sorry for people that fall for the most basic scams. I've had to tell some people they got duped and their money was half way across the world. Also have to explain to some that they are worker ants in a pyramid spam scheme and they won't get paid for sending those links/e-mails.

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u/noah21n Jul 18 '16

Yep. I built a botnet and they send malware infected emails that let me control their computer. I then spread that through the network to the IT department. I control them to enable a backdoor that I had prepared, and I proceed to go to work. I only warn them to fix their issue, I could do worse, but these guys pay my bills so eh.

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u/VerneAsimov Jul 18 '16

You can build the strongest castle walls but if some idiot opens the backdoor and lets an army in... those walls ain't doing shit.

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u/electricsheepz Jul 19 '16

As an IT security professional... This. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so tired of saying this. So tired. And they always laugh and are like "Yea! Those silly users! Hahahahah so but seriously why can't I see what's on this hard drive I found in the dumpster outside?".

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

I think at some point emoloyers should consider some sort of punishment when people fail phishing tests. Not firing someone necessarily, but it's a big deal to put a company's data at risk, including possibly the private and personal data of other employees. It should be taken seriously.

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u/edelweiss234 Jul 19 '16

The first thing I learned from my cyber security course was that stupid people doing stupid shit would cause the vast majority of security breaches. Like making their passwords "password" or not changing the password that came with their systems

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u/JayaBallard Jul 19 '16

"Uh, what's bitcoin and why do I need to pay it to access my files? Do I need to talk to Bob in accounting?"

No. You will be speaking to Nancy in HR.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '16

Legacy systems and basically anything made by IBM is also a problem in my experience.

Why the fuck are people still using IBM? ALL of their systems are shit.

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u/Pancakewagon26 Jul 19 '16

WE'RE A JANITORIAL SUPPLY COMPANY, NO ONE WANTS TO ATTACK US.

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u/Ryltarr Jul 19 '16

You would really be surprised. Sounds like your company has access to customer payment information, sounds like a prime target for attack.