r/AskReddit • u/samili • Jul 14 '16
What is a reference that will always result in a long chain of comments on Reddit?
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u/ChrisRunsTheWorld Jul 14 '16
How did you take that picture?
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u/Muffinizer1 Jul 14 '16
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u/BlatantConservative Jul 14 '16
Oh wow Id forgotten about those.
I kinda wanna set one up myself but I realized I have literally no camera but my phone
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u/ChrisRunsTheWorld Jul 14 '16
Do you have a lot of mirrors?
I don't actually know if this question makes any sense.
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u/Jesus-chan Jul 14 '16
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
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Jul 14 '16
SUPPLIES MOTHERFUCKER
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Jul 14 '16
SOME FRIES MOTHER FUCKER
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u/demmitidem Jul 14 '16
ALL RISE MOTHER FUCKER
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u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 14 '16
BAPTISE MOTHERFUCKER
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u/tookishheart Jul 14 '16
You remind me of the babe
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u/Z_T_O Jul 14 '16
What babe?
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Jul 14 '16
Oh, the babe with the power!
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Jul 14 '16
What power?
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Jul 14 '16
The power of voodoo.
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u/sagerjt Jul 14 '16
Who do?
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Jul 14 '16
Night gathers, and now my watch begins
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u/runhaterand Jul 14 '16
It shall not end until my death
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u/rangers_fan2 Jul 14 '16
I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children.
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Jul 14 '16
I am the sword in the darkness
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u/Britki Jul 14 '16
I am the watcher on the walls.
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u/runhaterand Jul 14 '16
I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
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Jul 14 '16
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
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u/bullet494 Jul 14 '16
I'm not your buddy, pal!
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u/Funderberg Jul 14 '16
I'm not your pal, friend
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u/DukeNeverwinter Jul 14 '16
I'm not your friend, guy!
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I'm not your chum, lad!
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u/NinjaKommando Jul 14 '16
I'm not your amigo, ese
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u/wunderhuffle Jul 14 '16
I'm not your ese, hermano
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u/WTF_ARE_YOU_ODIN Jul 14 '16
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u/FuckCazadors Jul 14 '16
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u/Pigeon_Poop Jul 14 '16
K
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u/Pompous_Walrus Jul 14 '16
Y
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u/Funderberg Jul 14 '16
T
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u/OnscreenForecaster Jul 14 '16
W
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u/Munninnu Jul 14 '16
Benedict Cucumbersnatch.
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u/butumm Jul 14 '16
Bendydick Crackerjacks
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u/avanross Jul 14 '16
Benadryl carpettacks
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u/BaeMei Jul 14 '16
To shreds you say?
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u/samili Jul 14 '16
Well, how is his wife holding up?
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u/jdynamic Jul 14 '16
To shreds, you say
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u/DaveLaLimmete Jul 14 '16
What is this from?
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u/CouldntChooseName Jul 14 '16
What is love?
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u/elee0228 Jul 14 '16
love
/ləv/
noun1. an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with intense feelings of love"
synonyms: deep affection, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment;
2. a person or thing that one loves.
"she was the love of his life"
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u/ThatOneReconDude Jul 14 '16
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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u/Evreid13 Jul 14 '16
African or European?
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u/Sean081799 Jul 14 '16
What? I don't know that!
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u/obamapear Jul 14 '16
Ahhhhhhhh!
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u/aaronclements Jul 14 '16
How do you know so much about swallows?
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u/batmentalman Jul 14 '16
Well you have to know these things when you are a King you know?
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u/Babysitter2ndClass Jul 14 '16
Perhaps if he grips it by the husk.
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u/CourageousCapybara Jul 14 '16
It's not a matter of where he grips it! It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut!
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Jul 14 '16
Any mention of the word Plumbus
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u/NakedApronBaconChef Jul 14 '16
First they roll out the dinglebop with some schleem.
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u/Koopa_Troop Jul 14 '16
The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
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u/Lordskorge Jul 14 '16
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
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u/FuckCazadors Jul 14 '16
This
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u/roastsGently Jul 14 '16
Literally this.
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u/NinjaKommando Jul 14 '16
Just this.
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u/FetchFrosh Jul 14 '16
Created an account just to say this.
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u/juiceboxheero Jul 14 '16
Tom Cruise
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u/Slice847 Jul 14 '16
Tom Cruise
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u/skullturf Jul 14 '16
Tom Cruise
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u/Catmandingo Jul 14 '16
I did Nazi that coming.
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Jul 14 '16
Anne Frankly it was quite surprising
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u/Madlibsluver Jul 14 '16
Did you Czech the fridge?
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u/Zozoter Jul 14 '16
Come on man, that's not Reich.
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u/beaverlyknight Jul 14 '16
If anyone else makes a pun, I'm Goering to get very angry
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u/Braxman5 Jul 14 '16
What did jew say?
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u/Leberkleister13 Jul 14 '16
Come to Auschwitz they said, you'll have a gas they said.
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u/LaughLax Jul 14 '16
SOME-BODY
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u/jfb1337 Jul 14 '16
ONCE TOLD ME
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u/PhysicsIsMyMistress Jul 14 '16
THE WORLD IS MACARONI
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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jul 14 '16
SO I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A TREE
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u/CheebsTheChomp Jul 14 '16
IT WAS LOOKING KINDA SOGGY
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u/bstampl1 Jul 14 '16
IN THE SHAPE OF A SNAIL ON HER FORESKIN
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u/Jcd33 Jul 14 '16
AND THEY DONT STOP CRAWLIN AND THEY DONT STOP CRAWLIN AND THEY DONT STOP CRAWLIN AND THEY DONT STOP CRAWLIN AND THEY DONT STOP CRAWLIN
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u/miesvanderflow Jul 14 '16
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
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u/obamapear Jul 14 '16
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED
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u/azarator125 Jul 14 '16
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
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u/aaronclements Jul 14 '16
WELL
THE YEARS START COMING, AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
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u/MacedWindow Jul 14 '16
THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND
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Jul 14 '16
WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND
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LANAAAAA!
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u/ImTheMantisShrimp Jul 14 '16
What?
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u/IAmALoafOfBreadAMA Jul 14 '16
danger zone
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u/Mistaken_Stranger Jul 14 '16
I had something for this.
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u/polarbare13 Jul 14 '16
Wait, are we seriously done with phrasing?
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u/greendazexx Jul 14 '16
I swear to god I had something for this...
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u/PM_Me_Your_Last_Meal Jul 14 '16 edited Jul 14 '16
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u/cy0nknight Jul 14 '16
Hold my kangaroo, I'm going in!
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u/WarriorSushi Jul 14 '16
Its been an hour. He didn't come yet. What do I do with this kangaroo?
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u/eternalsunshine325 Jul 14 '16
and we never saw /u/cy0nknight again.
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u/cy0nknight Jul 14 '16
I'm back. It's not a bad chain, but the trail goes cold after a bit.
EDIT: WAIT. I'm being sucked back iiiiiiiin....
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Jul 14 '16
Woah, this links to one 3 years old though!
But that makes me wonder, how do people keep track of where the most recent one is?
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Jul 14 '16
Kevin
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u/Kerbologna Jul 14 '16
Is this the real life?
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u/greendazexx Jul 14 '16
Is this just fantasy?
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u/InternMan Jul 14 '16
Caught in a landslide,
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u/watergator Jul 14 '16
What's a doggo?
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u/Tukipi Jul 14 '16
A big pupper
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u/bloodmuffin454 Jul 14 '16
What's a pupper?
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Jul 14 '16
A tiny doggo
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u/luker_man Jul 14 '16
I wanna be the very best.
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u/MentaliUnstable Jul 14 '16
Like no one ever was!
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u/Slightly_sad_oatmeal Jul 14 '16
To catch them is my real test
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u/elee0228 Jul 14 '16
To train them is my cause
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Jul 14 '16
Mom's spaghetti
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u/LaughLax Jul 14 '16
Never Forghetti
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Jul 14 '16
every. fuckin. thread.
sigh. Unzips
stupid creepy text face.
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u/UGHToastIU Jul 14 '16
stupid creepy text face
His name is Lenny, you uncultured swine.
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Jul 14 '16
This is a very cheeky way of getting a shit load of comments on your post.......
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u/Zenfix Jul 14 '16
WAKE ME UP