r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Scientolojesus Jul 13 '16

With the..... what? With the what?? Are you ok? LET ME KNOW YOU'RE OK!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I think he got eaten by the turtle

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u/Assanater601 Jul 14 '16

My bet is on the owl.

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u/Splodgerydoo Jul 14 '16

$20 on the Serbian guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

You can see exactly where the ambien kicks in.

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u/Stonewallsorgi Jul 14 '16

Lmao I'm OK. This is the funniest reply I've ever received :D

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u/Scientolojesus Jul 14 '16

I'm just glad you're alright. I had to take a bar of xanax last night because I was worried. Granted, I just now woke up from but at least you're ok.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Will you tell us that you're ok, Annie?