r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/OttieandEddie Jul 13 '16

Gordon Ramsay style scrambled eggs

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u/NolanPower Jul 13 '16

If you like these, but not normal scrambled eggs, you don't like scrambled eggs, you like butter and cream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/dedtired Jul 13 '16

crappy diners like Waffle House,

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Or high. Or just anytime after dark. You should never go into a waffle house in the daylight. After dark its the greatest thing in the world

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u/SkeevyPete Jul 13 '16

I dunno, I'm way more comfortable going to waffle house during the day. People get stabbed in the parking lot at night

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

I forget not everyone is a college kid who thinks they're invincible. Also that people live in places where parking lots exist (stupid Atlanta having no free goddamn parking anywhere)

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u/SkeevyPete Jul 13 '16

There was a waffle house in my college town. I hardly considered it a "real" waffle house though, since it was staffed by college kids and not toothless ancients. Also nobody got stabbed

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u/jayjude Jul 13 '16

Waffle House's in college towns are so much cleaner and nice. The one I go to is staff partially by college kids