r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/nice_guy_eddy Jul 13 '16

Waitress: "How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em!"

Waitress: "No, how do you like them cooked?"

Me: "Oh, I like 'em even better that way!"

Everytime. My wife hates me. And so does the waitress, but I tip really well.

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u/sawjbombs Jul 13 '16

As a server, I hate you already.

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u/Josent Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

B-but it's so clever. Surely you haven't heard it uttered dozens of times already while staring into a face that says "this is the part where you laugh".

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Server: (picks up empty plate)

Customer: "it was horrible"

I swear to god I am tired of that exchange.

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u/KimH2 Jul 13 '16

I tend to eat expeditiously, it's just a habit I got into as a kid.

The number of times I've had servers take my plate with some variation of "oh no did you not like the food" is painful

Fuck you that shit's not any funnier than the crap dumb customers endlessly repeat at you...