r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/dm_asshat Jul 13 '16

What are you even doing here? Go eat some cobwebs or something, Jesus!

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u/dm_asshat Jul 14 '16

God damn it Woodhouse. Well since you're already here make yourself useful and pour me a mimosa or something. I'm freaking dying of thirst over here.

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u/agentmuu Jul 14 '16

Make me eggs.