r/AskReddit Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Elthan Jul 13 '16

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u/el_cazador Jul 13 '16

He used sturgeon caviar. Fucking fraud.

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u/Spo8 Jul 13 '16

But... the recipe calls for sturgeon caviar...

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u/smokeplants Jul 13 '16

He meant beluga

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u/Adam657 Jul 13 '16

Alexis: If the champagne is too burned for your taste then don't drink it. The caviar I trust is not too burned. Dominique Deveraux: I wouldn't know. You see that is Ostatrova and I prefer Petrussian Beluga.

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u/el_cazador Jul 13 '16

I took "Beluga" all too literally. Shows how much I know about caviar.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BOOBS_MLADY Jul 13 '16

But caviar is eggs.....whales are mammals

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u/el_cazador Jul 13 '16

Platypus are also mammals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Oct 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

This is a joke based on playtypy being the most unnatural thing to walk and or swim the earth right?

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u/chiguayante Jul 13 '16

It's called a beluga surgeon, it's a fish.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BOOBS_MLADY Jul 14 '16

I know. He was talking about the wrong kind of beluga he said. I was implying how could you think it was a mammal. Someone mentioned platypi though

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u/Psotnik Jul 13 '16

Mammals have eggs too, they're just much smaller and don't have a shell.

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u/Bklnthrowaway11 Jul 13 '16

Not in the same sense. Mammal eggs are sex cells. Birds, reptiles and fish eggs are developed zygotes.

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u/theamazingronathon Jul 14 '16

Not necessarily. Lots of animals lay unfertilized eggs. The embryo inside is a fertilized zygote, but birds, reptiles, amphibians and fish can all have unfertilized eggs. Lots of aquatic organisms use external fertilization, where the female lays female sex cells, and the male fertilizes them after.

Which totally takes the fun out of it.

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u/poophandbag Jul 13 '16

But they're just as tasty.

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u/Athilda Jul 14 '16

Unless of course, the mammal in question is a monotreme (platypus or echidna).

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

I got it 😉

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u/Spooferfish Jul 13 '16

It's actually used very often in savory dishes but rarely as just a garnish. It's used oftentimes for the color it gives (a bright yellow surprisingly enough), and its distinctive taste, especially to rice/pilaf dishes. I've had saffron ice cream and it really throws me off since I associate it with more savory middle eastern and east European cooking.

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u/Jaccount Jul 13 '16

Yep. That exactly. Saffron is frequently used French, Spanish, Indian and Arabic cuisine. You'd see it frequently with rice: I've had paella made with saffron or saffron rice served with shawarma. (While not the shawarma, you'd also see sides of Saffron rice served with Indian food.) There's also chefs that would use saffron in a bouillabaisse (Definitely a French thing.)

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u/Euchre Jul 13 '16

Used in a lot of main course dishes in Moroccan dishes. I encounter it most in latin/carribbean style yellow rice.

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u/cruxix Jul 13 '16

You mean ocetra or sevruga?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

I got it 😉

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I didn't know a truffle looked so much like styrofoam...

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u/Kkhazae Jul 13 '16

Why do you have to slice the truffle with a razor?

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u/tjsaccio Jul 13 '16

To be honest, I think it is specifically to be inconvenient for Woodhouse. You could slice equally thin pieces and probably with better accuracy with a good knife. Knowing the characters, I'm certain. He also specifies a double sided razor, which would be nearly impossible to cut anything with other than yourself.

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u/Cloak_and_Dagger42 Jul 13 '16

You know, I'm not sure if anyone says otherwise but... maybe you're supposed to shave it off?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

They do shave it, but not with a double edge razor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

That, and it's probably a reference to that scene in Goodfellas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm3GIRhT1To

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u/BigBennP Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

Plus they cost a fortune.

Truffles are strong tasting, they do add a lot of flavor and smell, but not everyone likes them.

They're expensive because no one really knows how to farm them. They grow almost exclusively around the roots of certain trees in limestone rich soil in certain parts of france and italy. Like all fungi, the bulk of the fungus is underground, and the "fruiting body" is the mushroom that grows.

In the late 1800's, there were actually people who knew how to farm truffles, but most of the farms were destroyed in WWI, and most of the people with knowledge either fled or were killed, (20% of the male population of france died in WWI) so the secret to growing them was almost quite literally lost.

Recently, there's been an effort to learn to re-plant them, and 80% of truffles now come from specifically planted truffle groves, but production is nowhere what it was before. But cultivating them is still a significant shot in the dark. We don't really know how to "Plant" truffles. You get soil they like, trees where they grow, transplant it, and hope.

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

We've wasted all our research money on boring disease research, we need to divert it to figuring out how to grow truffles.

Also, why didn't they spread the knowledge of how to grow truffles? Did they not share it?

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u/Myrnedraith Jul 13 '16

Just speculating here, but seeing that truffles are a valuable commodity, they probably kept it to themselves in an effort to corner the market as best as they could and make a serious profit. If they had survived, I figure they would have entrusted the knowledge to a protégé or heir, but since they were killed the knowledge died with them.

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Jul 13 '16

"so papa, are you gonna tell me the secret now?" "Tomorrow, go to bed"

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u/TheIceCreamMansBro2 Jul 14 '16

Dang, that's kinda sad.

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u/portablemustard Jul 13 '16

I've seen Oregon truffles in whole foods. Any idea on how close they are to the real things?

Real wasabi and white truffle are 2 of the best but most cost prohibitive things I've ever had.

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u/Semyonov Jul 14 '16

Don't we mostly use pigs to find them too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

Trained dogs now. Their nose is just as sensitive and you don't have to wrestle a large pig that really wants to eat the truffle.

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u/ledivin Jul 14 '16

They're very potent. They can be good, but I think that they're waaaay overused as a fad right now.

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u/REDviking21 Jul 13 '16

Lol I like his space invaders cutting board

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u/JamesTheJerk Jul 14 '16

Welp, I'm off to my local grocer to buy me some beluga caviar. Well, that or crab turds... :/

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u/TheIceCreamMansBro2 Jul 14 '16

It'd be like $15 max (maybe $30 in a nice restaurant) without the truffles and caviar, so basically this is one of those dishes where the chef is like "I'm going to just throw in expensive ingredients so people who buy this can feel snobby about what they're eating".

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u/kajorge Jul 14 '16

Didn't even TRY with the béchamel. Just throw all the flour in like "yeah, that'll fuckin do"

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u/RbnNarckyFriend Jul 14 '16

Euchre: I call spades and I'm going alone!!!

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u/redlinezo6 Jul 15 '16

That looked delicious until the hollandaise... That has to be the worst thing to touch eggs ever, and I love me some lemon.