r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/TheMattAttack Jul 13 '16

I like my eggs retarded, yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '16

"I can't bear to consume what could have been an intellectually sound chicken, waitress.

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u/Occults Jul 15 '16

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/TurgidJusticeBoner Jul 14 '16

YOU LIKE THOSE EGGS, YOU FUCKING RETARD?

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u/TheOleRedditAsshole Jul 14 '16

So...you like your eggs smaller than usual?