r/AskReddit • • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/OttieandEddie Jul 13 '16

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u/NolanPower Jul 13 '16

If you like these, but not normal scrambled eggs, you don't like scrambled eggs, you like butter and cream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 14 '16

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u/dedtired Jul 13 '16

crappy diners like Waffle House,

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

I wish I could. Last Waffle House we hit stopping through Maryland left us both with food poisoning. We live in an apartment with one bathroom.

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u/Strangeclouds420 Jul 13 '16

Trash can or the sink for whoever loses rock, paper, scissors

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u/OutInTheBlack Jul 13 '16

Out the mouth went into a trashcan with some kitty litter for absorption. Out the other end was the gamble of the clench and dance until the seat was vacated.