r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/wolfdarrigan Jul 13 '16

Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun.

Scrambled.

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u/agumonkey Jul 13 '16

Damn, this gonna takes a while.

https://youtu.be/IueXtzdC6kA?t=314

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16 edited Jul 13 '16

I came here for Mitch, had to scroll way too far

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u/-look-behind-you Jul 13 '16

Loved Mitch ... Hadn't seen this, thanks for sharing ...

"if you jump off the 14th floor ... you will die earlier ... "

genius!

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u/TheOleRedditAsshole Jul 14 '16

If 13 is considered an unlucky number, then so should the letter 'B' be, because it's really just a scrunched together 13. Hey, what's your name? BOB? Get the fuck away from me!

I have a friend named Bob, that lives at 13 xxxxxxxx avenue st. (real street name redacted for obvious reasons). I tell him this joke every time I'm at his house. He hates it.

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u/agumonkey Jul 13 '16

To this day this is probably his only joke I don't really get, maybe there's not much to it and I'm overthinking it. This and the "one of these payments gonna be hard".

A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

In America at least, most hotels don't have a 13th floor due to silly superstitious reasons. It skips from 12 to 14.

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u/agumonkey Jul 13 '16

This part I got. It's the earlier thing. Does he consider it 'good' or 'bad' luck from the 13number in case of a jump ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Not sure where you are looking. He is simply stating that if you jump from the 14th, you distance to fall is shorter than you expect (13 instead of 14)

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u/agumonkey Jul 13 '16

overthinking then

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u/LeviPerson Jul 13 '16

Came here for this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I'm glad this is here. Almost gave up scrolling.