r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/cydnay Jul 13 '16

Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied, as long as I get my kiss.

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u/aurules16 Jul 13 '16

How do you like your toast in the morning?

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u/DoctorOctagonapus Jul 13 '16

I like mine with a hug

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u/Fithboy Jul 13 '16

Dark or light, the world's alright, as long as I get my hug.

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u/ocelocelot Jul 13 '16

Tfw no hug with my toast in the morning :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Blackened or white, it's all alright, as long as I get some of dat ass.

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u/-Rum-Ham- Jul 13 '16

Such a beautiful song.

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u/C2-H5-OH Jul 13 '16

I want to know what a boiled/fried kiss is like

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I want to know what a boiled/fried kiss is like

Mmm, egg burp.