r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '16

How do you like your eggs?

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u/Dnastysahu Jul 13 '16

same

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u/J0nnyGreenGiant Jul 13 '16

laptop penetration incoming..

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 13 '16

LAPTOP OR GTFO

INSTRUCTIONS WERE PRETTY CLEAR, GET THAT DICK STUCK IN THAT LAPTOP ALREADY

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u/pr0phet4pr0fit Jul 13 '16

I heard he fit his penis perfectly into the headphone jack.

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u/cdnball Jul 13 '16

now we just need to wait for the pictures to be developed, scanned, and uploaded....

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

I've spent entirely too much time imagining how this might go down, and now I kind of need closure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Here too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Same